Boofstroke

Am I a man or a muppet? DJ/Emcee/whitewater enthusiast

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“Sey”ing double!
#suddenlyseymours

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@mikegolicjr so.... yah wanna go rafting when you're in Pittsburgh? 👀 It has been 2 years in the making... this is my spirit bomb.

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Yah know, I think it would be fun to be on the Dan Le Batard Show, but I'd literally just be @jeremytache lite.

"Can I go write songs now?"

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@mikegolicjr Ngl... never been so happy to hear someone call a thicc six. It's always wonderful when it happens. But, when you're on the call...? That's when the magic happens #thiccexcellence

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Oh, add @jessica_smetana and @jeremytache

Forget about dream blunt rotation, this is dream paddle rotation.

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Seeing ESPN Sportscenter personalities go white water rafting reminds me that any sports media people in Pittsburgh for the draft next year get a free rafting trip in my pretty pink boat...

Especially, but not limited to, @mikegolicjr

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Someone ask me what Boofstroke means

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Haven't smoked weed since February, so I guess it's time to change my Twitter name. Still a weeb though.

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@golic @mikegolicjr @jessica_smetana Not much a ND fan, but Smetana and Gojo? Sonofabitch I'm sold

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@jeremytache Taio Cruz Dynamite, but instead it's "Aayyyooo baby it's Zaaaaslow"

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Dear, @LeBatardShow I NEED you to do an event at Sports & Social Steel City for next year's draft.

Signed,
LeBatard super fan and Sports & Social DJ

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@SupahMichael And got people saying espresso correctly

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@RableKyle Do one with the skin cowboy hat from the Super Bowl commercial...

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Hey @marktep25 as the biggest mavs fan I know.... yah doin alright?

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@jeremytache The show has significantly altered my idea of comedy 😂

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@jeremytache you should take Reliant K's "Sadie Hawkins Dance" and turn it into "Andrew Hawkins Day"

Or I can do it 🤷‍♀️

That is all.

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@gabriyelsworld it's replacing our brain... the amount of people that use it to avoid critical thinking and problem solving is concerning. Also, I'm sure using it to write emails, texts, essays will do wonders for our literacy rate... even among adults. It's just an easy way to avoid thinking.

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Nothing like reading, "Stugotz's Personal Record Book" while at work, watching the ravens game, getting holiday pay, and doing nothing else because everything is broken.

Am I doing it right?

@stugotz790 @LeBatardShow

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@mikegolicjr yah gotta help our friend @minakimes pronounce super saiyan...

However, any well intentioned mention of dragon ball is welcomed, so thank you mina!

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@SportsCenter just a Tyler trying to enjoy my day. I didn't need to catch a stray from the world wide leader in sports...

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I hope even one of my followers gets this reference.