Thomas Cory

Sports and some Politics...that's about it. 9x AWL

[Thomas Cory @T______S______C]

Apparently my twitter feed is quite popular with some conservative members of my family.

[Exposing Clay Travis @ExposingClay]

Clay Travis, who was watching the game at home, tells @Rachel__Nichols, who was IN THE BUILDING, that what she heard at MSG was not true.

Remarkable.

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

If you wear this in public there’s a 100% chance you get bullied

[Thomas Cory @T______S______C]

Don’t hate to see it.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

🚨 BREAKING: MADISON SQUARE GARDEN ERUPTS IN BOOS AS DONALD TRUMP IS SHOWN ON SCREEN

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

As disastrous a ruling as there has ever been in modern sports. The pathway is now clear: gamble as much as you like, including on your own team and hope you are--or get--good enough that you can lawyer up down the line. A much bigger disaster than anything with NIL or portal.

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

There really aren’t any rules. You just go to court. If it fails, go to court again until a judge says you’re all set.

Want a 7th year?

Sure

Broke rules?

Ahhhh, it’s fine.

There AREN’T any rules.

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

I hate this. This movie is good and I loved it. People should go see it.

[Thomas Cory @T______S______C]

Pratt finishing in third is glorious.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

BREAKING

Nithya Raman now leads Spencer Pratt in the LA Mayor’s race.

The latest batch breaks:

40.59% for Nithya Raman (+19,096 votes)
33.94% for Karen Bass (+15,691 votes)
18.14% for Spencer Pratt (+8,489 votes)

Current totals:

Karen Bass: 250,871 (34.68%)
Nithya Raman: 196,198 (27.12%)
Spencer Pratt: 193,085 (26.69%)

Current margins:

Bass leads Raman by 54,673 votes.
Raman leads Pratt by 3,113 votes.

[Ned Middles @NedMiddles1]

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT had some all time guest stars, but MARTIN SHORT as The Bullet might be the best. 🤣🤣🤣

[Thomas Cory @T______S______C]

@aaaawells what the heck, Randy?!?!? Congrats on the retirement. We will miss you.

[Thomas Cory @T______S______C]

@brendenmoore13 @the_illinoize Saputos is up there. Especially with the Italian dressing cup to dip the pizza into.

[Thomas Cory @T______S______C]

This guy sucks.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Senator John Fetterman is the next guest on Katie Miller’s podcast.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

BREAKING: The Freedom 250 concert is now going to be held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Stephen Miller starts out the day posting that Talarico is trans, then he gets called ugly and has his wife run onto Fox to rant and rave that he was subject to excessive abuse and violent rhetoric. ❄️🍼😭

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Donald Trump promised the war in Iran would end with unconditional surrender. But he never said which country would do the surrendering.

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

I kind of love these. They are so obviously intended for Trump’s consumption because he thinks it’s a big deal to work late on a Saturday. The idea that working until 9:30 on a weekend is unprecedented heroic sacrifice for a president is just so hilariously ignorant and lame.

[Thomas Cory @T______S______C]

@FrankCalabrese

[Brian @_Braizen]

Friendly reminder that on November 23rd, 2024, Jaxson Dart threw an interception vs Florida to seal the game, cried about it on the sideline, had the play overturned, then came back on the field with tears in his eyes to throw another one and cried some more

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Trump invading Cuba this weekend to get out of going to his son’s wedding would be very on brand

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Sorry folks I’m skipping my son’s wedding to eye fuck Jaxon over there.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

You know Kevin Warren is sitting in Halas right now being like “If they would just let me write one more open letter I can get myself out of this mess”