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HILARIOUS

[Alex Ernst @AlexErnst]

they didn’t want to give it to me but money talks

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

[Grape Hospital]
DR. GRAPE: Mrs. Grape, I’m afraid I have some bad news.

MRS. GRAPE: no.

DR.: We did all we could, but we couldn’t stop the juice loss.

MRS.: No.

DR.: I’m sorry, but your husband is-

MRS.: A raisin?

DR.: What? No, he’s dead. Don’t be stupid.

[Lindsay Briggs @ChicoSexProf]

If you live near the fires in CA, know wild animals are fleeing fires & may show up in your yard. Bring your domestic animals in at night & let the wild ones pass through. Put out buckets of water for them - they are scared, exhausted, and have also lost their homes!
#CampFire

[James Brittain-McVey @TheVampsJames]

Most of us use social media, but most of us (definitely me included!) forget how easy it is to be tracked down using the content of our posts (location tagging etc). That’s why I’m supporting #GetSafeOnlineWeek who help keep us safe from the hidden dangers of social media. 😊👌🏼

[The Dodo @dodo]

TEENY TINY KITTEN PARADE 😭💕

[Jamie Oliver @jamieoliver]

The whole clan can enjoy Jamie's delicious & healthy chicken lollipop dippers tonight. Fun to eat, high in fibre and contains 2 of your 5-a-day!

[The Dodo @dodo]

Fish fight!

[Roman Atwood @RomanAtwood]

Honeymoon Day 1! 😂

[ManSitChoAzzDown @AngryManTV]

My 4-y/o daughter tried to jam me up today.

Kid: Mommy, why is your bra in daddy's car?
Me: What!?

The Mrs hit me wit a killer side eye. She ain't been in my car in weeks

Me: Ain't no bra in my car!!
Kid: Ya huh, cup thingie with straps

*we all go to garage & look in car*

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this video of Trump inexplicably putting his water bottle on the floor, and Pence immediately doing the same for no reason whatsoever.

[courtney @Co_Mill]

Just had a man come up to me and accuse me of having a condom in my pocket. I reach in and pull out my phone that has a pop socket on it. He was very confused and somehow disappointed

[Tobi @Tobjizzle]

Vikk has a better penalty conversion rate than Messi. Vikk > Messi. Don't @ me.

[LADbible @ladbible]

'I gobbled at the turkeys and they gobbled back'

[Hoodie Allen @HoodieAllen]

i try to tell one person in my life everyday that i’m thinking of them and really appreciate them

so if u haven’t heard from me in a while i don’t love u bitch

[Yes Theory @YesTheory]

Ladies and gents, Derin will be back in today’s upcoming episode 😊🚀

[Vikkstar ★ @Vikkstar123]

It never occurred to me until now, that when I buy a pack of apples. In that moment, by chance I'm deciding my apple eating experience for the whole week.

Sometimes eating a good apple can make my evening. I've decided I need to be more conscientious in apple picking.

[courtney @Co_Mill]

I accidentally threw out the assembly manual to build my dog and I think I messed up

[Joe Sugg @Joe_Sugg]

Relationship goals.
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