David Webb

Winging it.

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@SunMaidUK I have never seen them in Asda

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@lyall_raj Starsky and Hutch.

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@Leatherman Still got mine

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It's a bit windy here #wind #weather #airconditioning

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I won't be getting the new PG tips monkey, it looks too much like a clown. #coulrophobia #pgtips #monkey #clownfear

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This is in a school Should have took spelling classes #spelling #fail

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I always think the week 1 picture looks better than the after picture #CurvyGirls #curvy

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Frosty the aircon unit 🎶 #airconditioning #daikin #frosty #ice #old

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@Firecrackers_ 321-321 until I died

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Don't know who Down is but he is one lucky b'stard. #comedy #Blowme #blow #failsign

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Epic fail UK Plug socket #epicfail #plug #socket

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@BroBibletweets @SnapChatTwat works for me 😍

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@fowlersleftpeg @BastardRichie @_KirkSutherland @YoufeckingIdiot Can't unsee those.

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@BestProAdvice I need to find a small dog.

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I can't resist pressing it. #redbutton #donotpress

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@AndyBBullet Yes, that is the one. I bet it brought back old memories.

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Crazy place for aircon unit number 3. On a sloping roof.

[David Webb @Tacogra]

@RateMyKnockers she looks like she has a Japanese blurred out pussy

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I mistook the Facebook status box for Google search, and now I don't have to go to family functions any more.