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motivation = 0, self-deprecatory jokes = ∞. spirit animal = haris from midsummer chaos kyunkay “kuch samajh nai aa raha kya ho raha hai”

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Want someone to understand me like Imran Khan understands maghrib

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@FuckedUpYogis Had no idea i was gonna log on here and just catch strays

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@FuckedUpYogis Brooooo this is sending me 😂

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@FuckedUpYogis @LahoreMarquez Came to say first dates say fursat milay toh tumhara khayal aye but as always, the poet laureate of pak has already given a more fitting response

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@dexiewrites Yes heard in X block, phase 3

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@FuckedUpYogis gay allegations?! Not after you’re known as the face of Tehreek-i-Honkers

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@FuckedUpYogis SIR! Bohat bohat mubarik ho. Maza aa gaya. Mujhe poora yaqeen tha k aik din aisa ho ga. BANGERS ON BANGERS 🥹

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@LahoreMarquez People at concerts now:

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@LahoreMarquez Hahahahaha

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OH MY GOD. Mannnnnn. Fuck.

This whole world should just end.

[Gaza Notifications @gazanotice]

🚨BREAKING: Dr. Alaa Al-Najjar, a pediatrician at Nasser Hospital in southern Gaza, was on duty when she received the charred bodies of her seven children — killed in an Israeli airstrike that targeted her family home.

The victims:
1.Yahya Hamdi Al-Najjar
2.Rakan Hamdi Al-Najjar
3.Raslan Hamdi Al-Najjar
4.Gebran Hamdi Al-Najjar
5.Eve Hamdi Al-Najjar
6.Revan Hamdi Al-Najjar
7.Sedin Hamdi Al-Najjar

A mother, a doctor, and now a grieving soul forced to identify her own children in the hospital where she works.

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@FuckedUpYogis I never thought i’d see this combination of people in the same frame. I still haven’t mustered up the strength to watch it — i’m SCARED of what this will be

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@FuckedUpYogis @LahoreMarquez look what you have started. Batao jala doon degree apni??? 😭

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@LahoreMarquez acha abhi jang ruki hai toh tum mere pay hamlay shuru kar do

[Not Shehbaz Sharif @NotCMShehbaz]

Heard tragic news that the French President and my dear friend @EmmanuelMacron lost a vote of no confidence. We were just in Riyadh making deals.

I could face the same fate, but thankfully, I’ve perfected the art of polishing the right boots, ensuring that does not happen.

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This is unfortunately extremely accurate 😭 i love it

[Fasi Zaka @fasi_zaka]

Some of these are hilarious, and so insightful.

Love Gujjar Chad, Shagufta from LUMS and Overseas Pakistani - jusy bril

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@FuckedUpYogis Yar tum Jasir ko DM bhi kar saktay thay

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Yeh ginti pay phassa hua hai

[Husain Haqqani @husainhaqqani]

Although even one death is too many, there’s no evidence a massacre in Islamabad. News agencies that checked with hospitals and morgues, say 8 people died, including 6 LEA personnel. Dead bodies do not disappear into thin air but numbers can be made up on social media.

[Behram Qazi 🇵🇰 🇨🇦 @DeafMango]

Regardless of your political affiliation, if you are pinning yesterday's loss of life on party leadership, overseas Pakistanis, or on the protestors themselves, your argument is inherently flawed & amounts to victim blaming.

The state opened fire. That is the only headline here.

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What the fuck is this?!? I never thought I’d see HRCP talk like Shehzad Ghias. What is this “both sides” bullshit? Just condemn an obviously fascist state for brutally suppressing a protest and shooting its own citizens. There’s actually no nuance here.

[Human Rights Commission of Pakistan @HRCP87]

HRCP demands that the government and the opposition, the PTI, immediately enter a purposeful political dialogue, both on the floor of the house and between different political parties. It is high time that they agree on a peaceful way forward instead of whipping up the emotions of their respective political workers and bringing the country to a standstill, particularly in Islamabad and Punjab, violating others' freedom of movement and livelihood in the process.

This should be an opportunity for political introspection for all sides. It is deeply disturbing to note that the loss of human life in protests and rallies has been of little concern for any of our political actors. Whether law enforcers or political workers, any casualty must be unacceptable for all. HRCP shares the grief of all those who have lost family members in violent protests and through the unwarranted use of force by the authorities over the past couple of days in Islamabad.

[Noorzadeh Raja @Noorzraja]

It takes a special brand of hypocrisy and intellectual dishonesty to make an analogy like this one while being silent as the state uses brute force to clamp down on protestors in Islamabad

[فوفو المُتَوَحِّش @mankoochie]

ex muslims are so annoying like girl you should be at the club drinking and shaking ass why are you on twitter yapping all day 😭