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[Taja @Taja_Morton]

Does everyone have memories associated with Springsteen by Eric Church?

[Taja @Taja_Morton]

I will never forget this... it’s burned in my memory forever, scared for life 😂

[Carlee Thompson @carrmarrrr]

.@Taja_Morton remember when you did this off the back of a treadmill and I used your stuffed animal as a bargaining chip so you wouldn’t tell my mom that you just smacked your big head on the concrete floor? 😬

[Lisa Rottner @lisarottner]

As soon as I have enough money to buy 100+ acres in the mountains you motherfuckers will never see me again unless you're buying my raspberries at the farmers market

[Taja @Taja_Morton]

Wow, why didn’t anyone tell me adult life kind of sucks. I want to go back to 8th grade where my biggest concern was finding the right earrings at Claire’s to match the duct tape holding my favorite converse together.

[Carlee Thompson @carrmarrrr]

FYI, the numbers are not good. This is the worst possible age bracket we could try to convince to be “respectful”. Hang onto your couches, friends. This could get ugly.

[Taja @Taja_Morton]

I miss bachelor in paradise.

[Carlee Thompson @carrmarrrr]

Every single American on Twitter right now, every single one of us.

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

why I won’t wear a mask

[Taja @Taja_Morton]

@theanthonymic I love these, keep em coming.

[Taja @Taja_Morton]

@Abbigailsays You selling your old one 👀

[Taja @Taja_Morton]

Wrapping broccoli in bacon was the right choice tonight.

[Taja @Taja_Morton]

Why don’t I have a way to watch all of the Harry Potter movies at a time like this....

[Carlee Thompson @carrmarrrr]

Instead of buying all the toilet paper we won’t need, let’s start asking our elderly neighbors how we can help them.

[Taja @Taja_Morton]

@carrmarrrr @theanthonymic I can hear them yelling “woohoo” now... (the Jamie Lee Curtis comparison to them has always blown my mind)

[Taja @Taja_Morton]

Being the youngest is all fun and games until you’re the last one to get your shit together.

[Taja @Taja_Morton]

@theanthonymic Tony, the ultimate cheerleader 😭

[Taja @Taja_Morton]

@carrmarrrr It’s so bad it’s good.. I’m mostly just in it because bachelor in paradise is so worth it.

[Taja @Taja_Morton]

Naps have become a vital part of my routine (survival) and I’m not proud.

[Taja @Taja_Morton]

Another day, another episode of Golden Girls.

[Taja @Taja_Morton]

My guy telling me that I’m “the most productive woman he’s ever met/dated” is the best kind of compliment.