Dave Park

Pirate's And Astronaut's Hand book
Editor of Time Traveler Today. (Still Just a Dime) Time Traveling, Quantum Style, With Schrodinger's Cat In Super Position.

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@HBPoliceDept No not Robert toaster oven robot. You're crazier than I am.

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@HBPoliceDept I think I'm a robot toaster oven again how do you tweet on Twitter?
How Can You Mend A Broken Heart?" How can you mend a broken heart? How can you stop that old sun from shining? What makes the world go round? How can a loser ever win? How can you stop that old sun from shining?

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@HBPoliceDept How do you delete on Twitter...
How Can You Mend A Broken Heart?" How can you mend a broken heart? How can you stop that old sun from shining? What makes the world go round? How can a loser ever win? How can you stop that old sun from shining? Help me mend my... This old broken

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@frxmdatombs @CA_EDD And make up Sharia type law against Californians because they are the central scrutinizer I'm putting on my burqa and I'm going to bed

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@frxmdatombs @CA_EDD They should have a City of refuge for people like us and since they don't maybe we should just self-confine.
I'm cool with due process and speedy trial, but since the State Legislature doesn't recognize these basic tenants then it makes sense for the EDD to go off the rails and

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@HBPoliceDept @JacobBaker3221 I see how this works now.. so I'm going to try to get across the street and Drexler you cover me... And don't call me surely.

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The man shouldn't have to do anything he doesn't want to or is uncomfortable with because he is Steve Bannon and he has certain entitlements that we do not understand nor should we we...
We should try to float him with the other balloons at the Macy parade https://t.co/DClkiAfgBn

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@jaredlholt @JacobBaker3221 I read a study for Family Feud that was funded by Betty crocker, they estimated in a foggy impairment that 80% of Holocaust deniers have some form of "elephant skin" as a purse, piece of furniture or ashtray. Sociologist have no answers. I ate a smoked panda.

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I lost an mint condition rockem sock'em robot toy because of Elon Musk Bitcoin scam it's hard to eit all happened in the middle of an intersection in Orange county ca. when another idiot in a Blue Doge going to the crypto morgue to identify and toe tag

https://t.co/hRDFEh5NQY

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But before I do this I am most certainly going to listen to Thick as a Brick In reverse for backwards masking, subliminal messaging and a contagious spiritual malaise. And for the record I did not give the lady next door my microwave oven and I do have my pants on...she won a $1

[Dave Park @TakeASharkOut]

I lost an mint condition rockem sock'em robot toy because of Elon Musk Bitcoin scam it's hard to eit all happened in the middle of an intersection in Orange county ca. when another idiot in a Blue Doge going to the crypto morgue to identify and toe tag

https://t.co/hRDFEh5NQY

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What is true though is after dealing with the realities of my diagnosis robot toaster oven I have also found out that I am Aqualung My Friend, don't you walk away uneasy... I really don't believe this is happening to me so I'm going about the day will probably knock up the neighb

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@WGhoop @elonmusk @Ripple @stephenchip Oh come on you're losing it that is stupid and I am going to take a long walk and think about you for about 1 second

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@elonmusk The fake Bitcoin giveaway scam cost me my right foot because of an electric bike accident on the way to the cryptocurrency morgue in Orange county California I was overly excited about the possibility of making some life-changing money when another idiot going to the crypto morgu

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I'm hoping my new login alert from Twitter is because of an new @microsoft browser, I'm leaving @google because of theirs socially inept corporate posture, they have lost their way, they have injured economically hundreds of thousands Americans not to mention moral hazard with

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@Marc18Rob Hey buddy!

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@itsJeffTiedrich Who's he?