Villainelle

Millenial. Funny AF (naturally)

[coco @Cocobby02]

Tomorrow I start my life long journey of being a woman of a few words.

[Nkanyezi @NkanyeziKubheka]

Mirrors by Justin Timberlake is a masterpiece.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞 @tsitsiii_t]

And just because you are early doesn't mean you are the bird, you might be the fattest worm

[#1 dyke hater @shesdonefr]

one of my best friends is hosting a party to celebrate her breast reduction and it’s a two day long event dedicated to each tiddy 💀💀💀

[Adesuwa💞💋 @faesuwa]

So many clothes I want to buy😭😭

[Tafadzwanashe❤️5L❤️Christine @twoshadee]

Vanoona nezvehunhu netsika vepano havana kufara naFeli

[juju @jnrjust_ice]

S1S2 are only absent in dead patients

[Villainelle @Taliah_lite]

@TunhuTwese @DaddyMilann Putiflake straight

[diamond.in.the.rough💎🦋 @symplymichelle]

For Zimbabweans to be freed from religion psychosis 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Call me toxic, but I don't want my man being overly friendly and emotionally available to another woman. I don't care if she's a friend, coworker, or an ex. Respect comes with boundaries.

[charlie blank @charlieblank_]

how do i enter my unborn children in the “get a sponge bath from erling haaland” contest

[Kene 😍 @ur1stmemeplug]

There's a very thin line between medicine and madness.

[𝑨𝑫𝑬 ♡ @thee__adee]

“I’m a guy, you can’t be pressing my bum”

Do you want this relationship to work or not??

[` @schiz04renic]

“all women do is use men” …never in my life have i found a man useful so now what?

[Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee]

#InCaseYouMissedIt

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

“No days off” is not a flex, please get some rest

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

The only thing a man has ever taught me is this:

Always do what’s best for you.

Because at the end of the day, a man is going to do what’s best for himself every single time.

[𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢 🇪🇸 @mitchollo]

argentina is proof that karma doesn’t exist and bad people get away with a lot of evil things.