Student: Instead of a snowball fight, we should have a mug fight. I’m all about natural selection. Those who deserve to live won’t get hit in the head with glass and die.
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Student 1: Miss Bowden, check out my drawing!
Me: As the teenagers are saying nowadays, that looks totes FAB!
Student 1: *blank stare*
Student 2: Yeah, no one says that.
Well, at least I think I'm cool, ok?!