BloodyBill

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[BloodyBill @TalismanTater]

Got Dammit why did you jinx us

[Jared Koller @JaredKollerKC]

Eli Drinkwitz is the 2nd coach in #Mizzou history to win 8+ games in 3 straight years. (Pinkel, 2006-2011) But in 124 seasons of MU football, the Tigers have never won 9+ games in 3 straight years. Missouri has a chance to make that school history in next month's bowl game.

[BloodyBill @TalismanTater]

I didn’t think there could be a worse group of sports guys than barstool, yet these people exist

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

I *almost* droped $260 on this

[BloodyBill @TalismanTater]

Don’t come. We don’t like you

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Also not to shift gears but I’m gonna be in KC soon. Do they have any good pizza?

[BloodyBill @TalismanTater]

@walterpool67 @CunterBoden Yall spend more than $20 on jeans? Lmao retards in a chokehold

[BloodyBill @TalismanTater]

No way the commentators just congratulated beta pledges on the main broadcast

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Welcome to Mizzou? Cant be worse than what we have

[Will Stone @_willstone_]

Game film
1 year of Eligibility left
2024 & 2025 All SEC Team

2/2 PATs (CFP Semifinal)
141 career touchbacks
18,935 total kickoff yards
8 career tackles

[BloodyBill @TalismanTater]

@HomefieldApparl Looks like Pittsburgh or Iowa. Huge miss. Could’ve done better with the oval

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@SSN_Mizzou Dumbass mizzou accounts think their superstition is real. God has forsaken us

[BloodyBill @TalismanTater]

What will it take to bring these back??
@MizzouFootball
@MizzouAthletics

[BloodyBill @TalismanTater]

@PowerMizzoucom A lot of talking to cover up his foot being out the door. Good riddance, Dorkwitz

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If I’m #maddiekowalski I’m taking the first onlyfans sponsor offer I get. Make the best of the situation, you’re already a freak. #LANK

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@stockxsucks @OurNationsKing @CockkHolliday Self Defense =/= assault, retard

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ku promoting a bunch of thugs what’s new

[Kansas Football @KU_Football]

Everybody’s pulling up 👀

See you tomorrow

[BloodyBill @TalismanTater]

@JamesNaismith69 Look who’s back in Missouri 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@SECcousinShane Vanderbilt 6 mizzou 7

[BloodyBill @TalismanTater]

No fucking way this dude just chat gpt’d a detailed breakdown of shitting

[✞Righteous Rebellion𓅪 @OneManCircus87]

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
I’m glad you asked. Buckle up.

12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly.

12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history.

12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act.
That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours.

12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.”

12:58 p.m. — Impact.
You sit, and the gates of hell open.
The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system.
You ask yourself, Is that blood?
No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism.

1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet.

8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn.
Your butthole? A war veteran.
Your spirit? In recovery.
You’ll never be the same, but you will survive.

Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity.

You’ve earned it.

Feeling thankful. 💩🙏

[BloodyBill @TalismanTater]

@JamesNaismith69 Not surprising that kansas fans are once again ruining something. Btw where do the chiefs play?

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@Matty_KCSN Zion isn’t going that low

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He cooked your ass 💯

[Maggie Johnson @MaggieLJohnson]

This Texas fan got mad on Instagram because after he talked crap on Mizzou going to OT with Auburn, I brought up how Texas went to OT with Kentucky. Lol, that’s literally why he’s mad and is DM’ing me on Facebook from a burner. 💀

Super nervous about the screenshots he’s going to post of me from my public social media platforms………… 😬😭

[BloodyBill @TalismanTater]

@carbonmfg @ShermStu_2 Can you read?