Stephanie Karmann-Waak

I am not an adult. Please take these responsibilities from me and replace them with tv and cheesy bread. I teach because I’m smart.

[Stephanie Karmann-Waak @TalkIsPrimary]

That’s how we win. Not by killing what we hate, but by saving what we love.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Massie: "I think it's ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House, and we're yelling 'election fraud'? I mean, we won all the damn elections."

[Stephanie Karmann-Waak @TalkIsPrimary]

@corbydavidson Feel you my dude. Twins start college in the fall. One is going to Baylor. I let him apply thinking he would hate it. Nope. I’m never retiring.

[Stephanie Karmann-Waak @TalkIsPrimary]

IYKYK

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[Stephanie Karmann-Waak @TalkIsPrimary]

I’m teaching science this week at vacation bible school. Today I made snow in a jar. The first ingredient is baby oil. A sweet child asked me if I got it at Diddy’s party.

A six-year-old.

My flabbers were gasted.

[Texas Democratic Party @texasdemocrats]

LGBTQ+ Texans: You belong here, and you are loved. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[Stephanie Karmann-Waak @TalkIsPrimary]

@gordonkeith @oldwaver

[New York Post @nypost]

Bombshell sex harassment suit against Lorna Hajdini, JPMorgan branded 'complete fabrication' as John Doe unmasked https://t.co/Njh9k8GcNe

[Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ]

KEEP FIGHTING DATA CENTERS

[Stephanie Karmann-Waak @TalkIsPrimary]

Me as a kidnapper: “I am not kidding around. Your dog gets it unless you tell me why my Airbnb app has an alert and how I can make it go away!”
Gently gives dog boops.

[Stephanie Karmann-Waak @TalkIsPrimary]

Thank you @GeorgeDunham for Shatterday. Laughed my pets awake.

[Stephanie Karmann-Waak @TalkIsPrimary]

@OuijaMusic @BTnewsroom I thought another passenger was? He had no charges though?

[Stephanie Karmann-Waak @TalkIsPrimary]

@OuijaMusic @BTnewsroom He wasn’t armed

[Stephanie Karmann-Waak @TalkIsPrimary]

@RagnarLord1979 @BTnewsroom He changed lanes without signaling

[Stephanie Karmann-Waak @TalkIsPrimary]

Grammar matters kids.

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Why was the manatee in a bikini ?

[Stephanie Karmann-Waak @TalkIsPrimary]

@rightaw @allenanalysis Texas does not have teacher unions that do what you think. We have no power. We cannot have work stoppages. The legislature absolutely does not care what we think.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

The SPEAKER implies.

The LISTENER infers.

The DUDE abides.

[Stephanie Karmann-Waak @TalkIsPrimary]

Prayer for Those Who Are Called by God’s Mercy on Your Spouse to Host at the Last Minute:

“He thought I was on the group chat.
Sweet child of Christ, thy will know I’m in the chat when I speak in it. Which I always will. Either via text or when I tell you no at home.
Amen.”

[Stephanie Karmann-Waak @TalkIsPrimary]

@ajjuliani Honestly? Being me and being passionate about the subject. I love English and talking about it and exploring the humanity of it all. That’s how I engage them.

[Stephanie Karmann-Waak @TalkIsPrimary]

@VgarseeTackett Welcome to Allen.

[Stephanie Karmann-Waak @TalkIsPrimary]

@TheAuthorGuy So hurtful. Betrayed by one of my most important mentors, the word people.