Evan Schmitt

I have toast and black coffee every morning.

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@SteveSzlaga I love this stupid movie.

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I never use Twitter but I'm retweeting myself because you can always eat wings, bb!!

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Nearing the one year anniv since moving to LA. Is this a good excuse to eat wings?

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Jake is very proud of himself. #isthisart https://t.co/h3DFfuMEhZ

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Hey guys, ask me what day it is! #getit #dadjokes https://t.co/deGxv0NbW1

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Sorry, MoviePass. I’m an A-Lister now. https://t.co/EEG8lXKOkH

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#mood #doobiebrothers https://t.co/0ksTnFjjtx

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Died on the last level but not bad for not playing for 21 years! I love you #foxmccloud #n64 #onlychildsyndrome https://t.co/x975oqU4ks

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Reposting from paperbooks https://t.co/pCdryYBVfS

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Credit: owlturd.comics #ifthisaintme https://t.co/RfYR6rYjB1

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I am an endless garden of flowers. #mood @ Van Nuys, California https://t.co/YA4obVX9A0

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A progression. #catsofinstagram #beauty #thatbitch @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/jlWXBhOV7k

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Happy Adoption Birthday to Jake who turns one today! He’s my sweet, cuddly, little moron who’s completely detached from reality, but if he wasn’t he wouldn’t be my cat. #blackcatsrule… https://t.co/7WgWmFUbH3

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Dude, where’s my realm? The ren-fairies finally get the family portrait they’ve been looking for. #renfaire #koroneburgrenaissancefestival #larp #fairies #fairylife @ Koroneburg… https://t.co/9s5X7lnt8w

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Guys, I think my cats are plotting to kill… https://t.co/no3KzGOfgd

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Aw heck fren. You doin me a hap! #smooch https://t.co/zaz6PhoeAB

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Lucky’s face when I told her she couldn’t chew on the T-Rex.… https://t.co/QVhN6UdpuH

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Not really an #oldheadshotday but it’s old and I’ve never been an actor. https://t.co/H9ycygYCXs

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I went to the gym today and Twister was on the TV. Got that THR in The Suck Zone. #dowork #wcw… https://t.co/tPV3NrNMnz

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Back at it again! This is an old story of mine, but I’ve always liked it. Hope you do too. Link… https://t.co/VqfggWf7hZ

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Why can’t I wake up today? #tuesday https://t.co/D1vulUq3Uu