TalkingFishbone

Here to steal memes & to piss off fascists

[Gaurav kochar @gaurav_kochar]

SUPER EL NIÑO 🔥: ECMWF PAINTS A REMARKABLE WINTER CONTRAST!

The latest ECMWF SEAS5 seasonal outlook (November 1 initialization) shows an extraordinary temperature anomaly pattern for December 2026–February 2027.

Look at the contrast:

🌎 Equatorial Pacific: Exceptionally strong positive temperature anomalies, consistent with a powerful El Niño signal.

🇺🇸 United States: A striking pocket of below-normal temperatures stretches across a large part of the central and southern Lower 48, despite the warmer global background.

Meanwhile, much of Canada, the Arctic and other parts of the Northern Hemisphere remain significantly warmer than normal.

The bigger concern is the potential atmospheric response.

A powerful El Niño can reshape the Pacific jet stream, influencing storm tracks, moisture transport and winter precipitation patterns.

The combination of a warmer background atmosphere and powerful Pacific moisture surges could create significant weather volatility, including heavy precipitation, flooding and potentially major winter storms.

One critical distinction: this is a 51-member seasonal ensemble mean, not a deterministic forecast of individual blizzards or ice storms.

But the temperature pattern is certainly striking.

A warmer planet does not mean everywhere experiences a warmer winter.

This is the kind of atmospheric configuration that deserves close monitoring.

#SuperElNino #ECMWF #Weather #Climate #AgWx

[Chems Météo @ChemsMeteo]

Oh bordel… Il se passe vraiment quelque chose de grave.

Ça pourrait faire pire que cette semaine, l’HN à +2,8 °C… Puis +3 °C ?

L’inconnu climatique commence MAINTENANT.

[Muralidharan Gopal @muralitwit]

Rahul Gandhi’s Warning: Universities Cannot Become RSS Recruitment Centres.

No IIT or IISc in Asia’s top 50 -again.

But the Modi govt has a plan:

Fill universities with RSS-aligned Vice-Chancellors and call it “education reform.”

[RadhakrishnanRK, PhD. @RKRadhakrishn]

#Breaking: the highly acclaimed Report of the High Level Committee on Union State Relations (Justice Kurien Joseph Committee) vanishes from the Tamilnadu government website!
It’s now available only at the Committee website (https://t.co/2w8zfwZjPZ).
You all might remember the hullabaloo caused by @TVKVijayHQ government since the time @BloomsburyIndia published the report. At that time, the Tamil version was available at https://t.co/6B8lqZeGZY. After the copyright was annulled by @CMOTamilnadu, the English version was uploaded too.
Now, both versions are missing in the TN government website.
To read more about the factual situation, see my article in @frontline_india here: https://t.co/aGVVMrhu50

[Mohit Chauhan @unmutemohit]

Surya Kant: Law & order isn’t my domain.

Kerala Congress: If law and order isn’t your domain, resign now.

Saying it again: There was nothing wrong with that post.

A Sanghi threw shoes at their faces, and they did nothing.

Sanghi Ajeet Bharti used all kinds of casteist slurs against the CJI, and they did nothing.

Delhi Police didn’t listen to them even after the Supreme Court passed an order directing the police not to barricade the city, shutdown metro stations or detain protesters.

After failing to intimidate the govt over its illegal actions, they’re now trying to intimidate the Opposition for demanding the resignation of CJI over his statement that law & order isn’t his domain.

Now I understand why people abuse them inside courtrooms.

[TalkingFishbone @TalkngFishBone]

@DelhiIsNotFar Waiting for cjp to be exposed as b team as well

[Muralidharan Gopal @muralitwit]

Dr Manmohan Singh warned: “Modi will be a disaster.”

Failed promises on one side.
Public assets sold on the other.

He foresaw the cost. India is living the consequences.

History vindicated Dr Singh.

[Dr. Serge Zaka (Dr. Zarge) @SergeZaka]

El Niño commence à s'exprimer pleinement. Et ce qui se profile pour 2027 est... bah on est dans la merde quoi, je vais faire simple.

Hier, la planète a enregistré ses deux plus fortes anomalies thermiques, aussi bien dans l'atmosphère qu'à la surface des océans. Ce n'est probablement que le début.

Avec la montée en puissance d'El Niño, nous pourrions désormais flirter (je dirai même exploser encore pour être un peu plus franc) avec les records mondiaux de température pendant une grande partie des douze prochains mois.

Après 2024, l'année 2026 devrait devenir la deuxième année à franchir le seuil symbolique de +1,5 °C par rapport à l'ère préindustrielle, avec une estimation médiane de +1,52 °C selon Carbon Brief.

Mais le plus inquiétant concerne 2027 : certaines projections envisagent déjà +1,74 °C en médiane. Si cette prévision se confirmait, le saut thermique entre 2026 et 2027 serait absolument gigantesque. Ouai... J'ai dit ça aussi entre 2022 et 2023 mais ça a servit à rien.

Il faut évidemment distinguer la variabilité naturelle liée à El Niño de la tendance de fond provoquée par le changement climatique d'origine humaine. Mais les deux effets se superposent aujourd'hui.

L'accélération du réchauffement climatique ne fait pas encore l'objet d'un consensus scientifique établi. Pourtant, l'enchaînement des années 2026 et 2027 pourrait apporter de nouveaux éléments majeurs à ce débat.

Et nous ne sommes probablement pas au bout de nos surprises.... Je vous le dis sincèrement ;) !

[Prof. Eliot Jacobson @EliotJacobson]

Breaking News!
Code UFB!!!

The preliminary global sea-surface temperature for November 4th was more than 7.5 standard deviations above the 1982-2011 mean. In "normal times" the odds of this would be about 33,000,000,000,000-to-1 against.

Next up, 8σ?

[Ryan Maue @RyanWeather]

Super El Niño 🔥is raging across the Equatorial Pacific -- likely the strongest in 1,000 years, and you're alive to witness its magnitude and power. Shields up!

However, this stunning map shows "cooler blue🟦" over 2/3rds of the Lower 48 this winter for temperatures --> due to Pacific storm systems like "ice storms" and "atmospheric rivers" from a firehose / pineapple express🍍which will lead to Nor'easters (blockbuster blizzards).

Meteorologists now have the "answer key" for the upcoming winter, and there is no going back. This is "baked in the cake" and will unfold exactly as we feared: planetary warmth is higher in the background, and put a turbocharged and super-moist atmosphere on top.

Prepare for perhaps the craziest winter in your lifetime, until the next one in the early 2030s.

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

E20 बना 420 - जनता की गाड़ी से पेट्रोल चोरी!

मोदी सरकार कहती है - पेट्रोल में 20% एथेनॉल है। कर्नाटक सरकार ने 7 ज़िलों से पेट्रोल के सैंपल लेकर मान्यता प्राप्त लैब में जाँच करवाई।

नतीजा देखिए
- 14 में से 11 सैंपल में 20% से ज़्यादा एथेनॉल
- IOCL में 31.2%, HPCL में 30.5%
- IOCL, HPCL, BPCL, Nayara, Shell - सरकारी हों या प्राइवेट - सब सीमा से ऊपर
- और कंपनियों की अपनी लैब ने एथेनॉल की मात्रा रिपोर्ट में लिखी ही नहीं

मतलब आप पैसा महंगे पेट्रोल का दे रहे हैं, टंकी में एथेनॉल भरा जा रहा है। नुकसान किसका? आपका।

आपकी गाड़ी इतना एथेनॉल पचाने के लिए बनी ही नहीं - मतलब, घटता माइलेज, बार-बार मैकेनिक। शौक से ली गई गाड़ी की बर्बादी।

और पंप पर लिखा तक नहीं कि टंकी में क्या डाला जा रहा है - चुनने का कोई विकल्प नहीं।

मोदी जी, बताइए - देश की टंकी में क्या भरा जा रहा है? पेट्रोल में असल में कितना एथेनॉल है? 20% से ज़्यादा मिलावट करने वाली कंपनियों पर कार्रवाई कब होगी?

और डिबेट की चुनौती अब भी खड़ी है। ये मुद्दा भी जोड़ लेंगे - आपकी नीतियों से असल में फ़ायदा किसे हो रहा है?

[Congress @INCIndia]

𝐀𝐚𝐝𝐡𝐚𝐚𝐫 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐯𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐈𝐃 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬

Modi ji, stop playing with the rights of ordinary citizens.

[The Telegraph @ttindia]

‘Petrol chori’: Karnataka govt finds up to 31.2% ethanol in fuel, seeks action against oil marketing firms

https://t.co/nPSn4AZLaP

[TalkingFishbone @TalkngFishBone]

@kunalkamra88 I am so waiting for the day today citizens to bully this coward every single day for the rest of his life

[Kunal Kamra @kunalkamra88]

Arnab Goswami has spent years teaching India what a fearless man he supposedly is.

A man who screams at people, humiliates guests & mistakes being an asshole for journalism.

There is a huge difference between being obnoxious in front of your cameras and having the courage to face someone outside your studio.

One requires dubious funding, many microphones, cameras & curated actors who’d submit to this psychopaths ideas.

The other requires courage.

Reuploading this to remind him how
he will get humbled when this government & his perks run out.

Arnab you are & will always remain to be a Coward.

[TalkingFishbone @TalkngFishBone]

@1vinci6le They are both just bjp in disguise. So is cjp.

[Брат @1vinci6le]

Anna Hazare's hand is always on Kejriwal 🖐️

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

SIR removes bogus voters - @Tejasvi_Surya

Jyothi from Bangalore South who received 5 voter ids after final roll must be Rolling on the floor laughing.

[The Hindu @the_hindu]

Individuals named as Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP)-appointed Booth Level Agents (BLAs), and listed as ‘objectors’ in at least 77% of the total 1,021 deletion applications filed so far in Delhi’s Mustafabad constituency, have largely denied any association with filing Form 7s as part of the continuing Special Intensive Revision (SIR) of electoral rolls in the city.

The Hindu contacted all 20 BLAs registered with the BJP, according to the Election Commission of India’s (ECI) records, who are named as filing the 787 Form 7s, which cite reasons such as “absent/permanently shifted”, “already enrolled” and “death” to seek the deletion of electors’ names.

✍️ @suruchiarchives

https://t.co/3CqxfSCx2G

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

चलिए, अडानी जी के NDTV पर ही बहस कर लेते हैं, मोदी जी।

मंच आपका, जज भी आपका - अडानी जी हों या मोहन भागवत जी।

मैं गारंटी देता हूँ - सिर्फ़ 5 मिनट में साबित कर दूँगा कि नरेंद्र मोदी देशद्रोही हैं।