Andrew Stevens

Football, family, cats, and other random stuff.

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[Andrew Stevens @TallBlade]

@iamianfrost Which version are you playing?!

[Andrew Stevens @TallBlade]

@ed_chivers Congratulations on the PB!

[Andrew Stevens @TallBlade]

@mrdaveturner My money's on an Atic Atac themed spooky whodunnit.

[Andrew Stevens @TallBlade]

@Boro_Brick_Road @mrdaveturner Start with the original, then move to the sequel with that bit from JSW2 where he's in space, and then back to Manic Miner for the obligatory origin story?

[David H @strobist]

Twitter, explained in 15 seconds

[Jane Douglas @janedouglas]

you, a perfectionist: nothing I do is good enough
this tombstone engraver: ran out of space on every line and kept 👏 on 👏 going 👏

[Andrew Stevens @TallBlade]

@clotti Since when did you ever do real Friday working??

[Andrew Stevens @TallBlade]

@blueStripeLeadr Happy birthday! Why do you have chicken mcnuggets on your cake?

[Andrew Stevens @TallBlade]

@CP_UK_Sherwood how do I get the WiFi login screen to open on ios please? It's fine on our android phones but will not show on an iPhone or 3 separate ipads so we cannot use WiFi with them.

[Andrew Stevens @TallBlade]

Just completed the Rubiks Cube without instructions for the very first time. #strangethingsyoulearnforyourkids

[Andrew Stevens @TallBlade]

Recommended @firstdirect as the ideal bank for an important person last week. Today they've failed the first test - hanging at the biometric detail screen, and no answer on the phone after 25 minutes.

Relationship lost before it even started, and a lot of money gone with it.

[Andrew Stevens @TallBlade]

Trying to sell my car using a web broker. They want so many photos of it from so many angles that I'm beginning to think that I'm being scammed by some sort of car fetishist.

[Andrew Stevens @TallBlade]

@clotti Sir Humphrey Appleby has always been my hero!

[Andrew Stevens @TallBlade]

https://t.co/hSzzGtZGGz If this was written by Southgate, he's even more impressive than I thought. Even if it's ghost written, it's still a fantastic love letter to football.

[Andrew Stevens @TallBlade]

@ed_chivers Has your 5g reception improved noticeably yet? I've only had my first dose and there's no difference at the moment. Very disappointing.

[Andrew Stevens @TallBlade]

So is this thing any good @ruskin147 ?

[Andrew Stevens @TallBlade]

Update: TESB hasn't gone down as well because it involves (a) minimal robot action, (b) more story, (c) a funny green thing that made Luke eat something nasty, and (d) fewer spaceships that the kids have built in Lego yet.

[Andrew Stevens @TallBlade]

@HunmanbyBlade They're for future years (and for when we're playing better than a pub team).

[Andrew Stevens @TallBlade]

My role as a father is now complete. I have introduced the kids to Star Wars.

[Andrew Stevens @TallBlade]

@bazzingtons @owstonferryman Jar-Jar Binks.

The defence rests, your honour.