Tall Curly Biscuit

Comedy lover, writer, and author of the 4th funniest blog on the web.

[Tall Curly Biscuit @TallCurly]

@girdley ‘77 here. First reaction to this tweet: omg, my generation is relevant!
10 min into this thread: Shut up and stop psycho analyzing me.

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All football season I thought comedian Janeane Garofalo had leveraged her fame & fortune into major league power & influence and now I just found out there’s a player named Jimmy Garoppolo. @janeanegarafalo @jimmygaroppoloo

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But do you get the same coating on the roof of your mouth like you do from the cereal?

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“The free market will regulate itself”

The free market:

[Unvirtuous Abbey @UnvirtuousAbbey]

That the producers of #Jeopardy repent we pray, O God.

#JusticeForLevarBurton

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I need more LeVar Burton in my life and really want him to be the permanent host of Jeopardy. Mike Richards, you can be the hero that makes it happen.

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You can check out the instructions on BILT before you buy. Making the skull image my new phone background. #12footskeleton #spicyskeleton

[BILT Inc. @BILTapp]

It's back. It brought a pumpkin-headed friend. And the 3D instructions with voice, text & animated images will allow you to zoom, rotate & see bone-by-bone assembly from every gruesome angle.

Get them while you can @homedepot! #12footskeleton #homedepotskeleton #halloween2021

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How many cookies is a bunch

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@WendiAarons 1. We call ourselves “party parents,” not “empty nesters.”
2. Keep repeating “I can do whatever I want, whenever I want!”
3. Go out on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays & Sundays because you can.

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@rhylanrowe Yes?

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As an ‘80s kid in the midwest I thought only fancy people owned pizza cutters so I’m feeling pretty smug tonight.

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Just revealed: Middle school boy posing as 50-year-old man in suburban Texas neighborhood.

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@theJSPS He thinks there are a lot of people with him on this. I disagree. Please prove one of us right. The victor shall feel entitled to go into the laundry room and suck the corners off laundry pods.

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My husband just admitted to eating the corners off of milkbones every couple of weeks as a kid.

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@VancityReynolds Buy toys with @BILTapp instructions. It’s like the Google Maps of assembly instructions and is a huge help!

[BILT Inc. @BILTapp]

https://t.co/kizKUNkzed
Download BILT–we may save your Christmas!

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Question for @mmschocolate - Do peanut M&Ms have distinct personalities, and is this covered in your style guide? #FridayMarketingThoughts

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@ChaniKrinsky @austin_rief Property taxes are a beating. And, as a native Texan, I don’t say this lightly— but TX kinda sucks now. Too crowded and we sold our soul in the early 2000s.

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Shout out to @ammeek_tx for this one. Send me a caption and I’ll make u a meme. https://t.co/b4rImYt8h0

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@aburd48 Thanks for playing!

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HANES IS MAKING FACE MASKS.
Post a caption and I’ll make u a meme. New post on the ol' blog to house these babies. https://t.co/OwZrSiOk0P