Babaloja of shoprite

you couldn't live with your regret. And where did that take you? Back to me #Lakers #ManU

[Babaloja of shoprite @TallNerdy]

I'll be here to say I told you so when Israel breaks the agreement. I give it 2 months.

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Here's an outline of all three stages of the Gaza ceasefire deal between Hamas and Israel as mediated by Qatar, Egypt and the US.

[Babaloja of shoprite @TallNerdy]

@RexChibuzo_ @CaptainArinze People don't know Bill Gates mother was on the board of IBM. IBM was bill gates first customer.

[𝙎👼🏻 @SZade15]

You have no idea how much respect I have for this person who has systematically archived every piece of evidence from the Gaza genocide.

This is how history refuses to be erased. Thank you for your extraordinary work. ❤️🙏🏼

[// N2P :-) @adunnsi]

🚨 URGENT APPEAL: MY MUM HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED — PLEASE HELP US BRING HER HOME 🚨

MY MUM, OREMADE OLAYINKA, HAS BEEN ABDUCTED. WE DESPERATELY NEED HELP.

On Friday, 14 August 2026, at approximately 5:00 PM, a vehicle carrying four women was attacked by armed men along the Lagos–Ibadan Expressway, around the Alakpako axis in Ogun State.

The attackers reportedly pursued the vehicle while firing shots, causing it to crash. Two of the women managed to escape, while my mum, Oremade Olayinka, and another woman were abducted and taken into the surrounding bush.

It has now been several days since my mum was taken.

The kidnappers have reportedly demanded a ₦200 MILLION ransom.

A report has been made at Ajebo Police Station, and search efforts involving vigilantes and other relevant authorities are ongoing.

But we need help and visibility.

🙏🏾 PLEASE SHARE THIS. PLEASE TAG THE AUTHORITIES. PLEASE HELP THIS REACH THE RIGHT PEOPLE.

We are urgently appealing to:

@PoliceNG
@OgunPoliceNG
@HQNigerianArmy
@OfficialDSSNG
@officialABAT
@GossipMillNaija
@instablog9ja
@lindaikeji
@OGSG_Official

We need every possible resource to be used to locate my mum and the other abducted woman and bring them home safely.

🚨 PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST 🚨

📍 Location: Alakpako axis, Lagos–Ibadan Expressway, Ogun State
📅 Date: Friday, 14 August 2026
⏰ Time: Approximately 5:00 PM
👩🏾 Abducted: Oremade Olayinka + another woman
👩🏾 Escaped: Two women who witnessed the attack
👮🏾 Police report: Ajebo Police Station

This is my mum.

Every day that passes is incredibly painful for my family. We are desperately hoping, praying and doing everything we can to bring her home safely.

If you have any information, contacts within the security agencies, media connections, a large platform, or any way you can help, please reach out.

If you cannot do anything else, PLEASE REPOST.

You never know who might see this.
You never know who might have information.
You never know who might be able to help save her.

🙏🏾 PLEASE HELP ME FIND MY MUM.

OREMADE OLAYINKA — PLEASE COME HOME. ❤️

#FindOremadeOlayinka
#BringOremadeHome
#FindMyMum
#AlakpakoKidnapping
#LagosIbadanExpressway
#OgunState
#KidnapAlert
#BringThemHomeSafe
#Nigeria
#HelpFindOremade
#EndKidnappingNigeria

[Babaloja of shoprite @TallNerdy]

It took me a minute to understand this joke. But once I did 😂

[autist @litteralyme0]

ghost rider

[Babaloja of shoprite @TallNerdy]

@PacsGun That's the funny thing about youth. Like when you're in your 20s and think 30s is old. But then you get to 30

[Babaloja of shoprite @TallNerdy]

@biggestdave_1 Nigerian musicians have been dropping like video games before GTA 6 comes out

[Maximilam PEGasus @WildLawyerCat]

@rellroseriee Twitter is a miserable hole of malice and hatred but I’ll be damn if it isn’t the funniest place in the internet

[Babaloja of shoprite @TallNerdy]

@bluecrexx @Teeniiola Matosan

[Babaloja of shoprite @TallNerdy]

@The_Ngozi @DunnsOftheBuj This your answer has like 10 different answers inside 😂

[Senior Man @Seyi__]

Something must be done. We cant continue with analogies like this as a nation.

[Babaloja of shoprite @TallNerdy]

One way or the other. You'll see why Nigeria is the way it is

[COMRADE IB @mr_hibeekay1]

Thinking that company handbook or policy applies to the board is so funny

[Senior Man @Seyi__]

He doesnt see this as abuse of power. This is why most of you must never be successful in life. People will actually die.

[Babaloja of shoprite @TallNerdy]

@PradaX_Bee @DunnsOftheBuj But she had some money before

[Babaloja of shoprite @TallNerdy]

@ThatPHCBoy Do you get!! 😂

[Babaloja of shoprite @TallNerdy]

😂

[Petteri @fennomanne]

@nikicaga Not a new observation

[Babaloja of shoprite @TallNerdy]

You just know it was all 50 year old people in the room making this decision 😂

[Airtel Nigeria @AirtelNigeria]

Your data didn’t just disappear.

It was last seen: 📱 Running in the background
🎬 Streaming in HD
🔄 Updating automatically
📲 Scrolling endlessly

Take control. Check your usage, limit background data & switch off unnecessary auto-updates.

What’s your data crime? 👇🏾

[Babaloja of shoprite @TallNerdy]

Finished man

[Yes Daddy for Ayra Starr @NiyiOyinlola]

Are there no freaks in Lagos?

[Babaloja of shoprite @TallNerdy]

😂

[𝒢𝓊𝓂𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓇 @olu_tutu]

at an interview, the ceo asked if I came from a happy home....#watdatmean