Lelah Tallerico

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

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@Deminghjs We cannot swing up on a rope that is attached only to our own belt - William Ernest Hocking

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Two businessmen on train recalling Sun cartoon George & Lynne. BM1: "Lynne always got them out didn't she?" BM2: *with a wistful sigh "Yeah"

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Spent time in kid's classroom. A boy asks about 2 moms, "how did that happen?" We're married, I said. "Wow, cool," he said. Take that, NOM.

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Animal #joke Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!

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To fear is one thing. To let fear grab you by the tail and swing you around is another - Katherine Patterson, Jacob Have I Loved

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Relentless attack is the key to winning, Bullet Soul http://t.co/gIannxPe

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That nap was nice I needed dat

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Telephone #joke If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk

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@Leonidaro566 From each according to their ability, to each according to their need - Karl Marx

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Animal #joke What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty!

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Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits - Charles Robert Darwin

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Exquisite Lace Embroidered Studded Two-Toned Duffel Bag http://t.co/pMaAX2RZ

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@Tallericogg I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up - Tom Lehrer

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@Cakebox A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water - Eleanor Roosevelt

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Sport #joke Golfer: "This golf is a funny game."Caddy: "It's not supposed to be."