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[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

when you work in a hospital, it’s either 12 hours of cackling with your coworkers or 12 hours even Satan couldn’t dream up

[dan @Dansplainer]

discord can have my ID, runescape can have my ID, the taco bell app can have my social security number i don't really care anymore

[Devan Costa @DevanCosta]

I can’t believe the pedophiles didn’t release the list of pedophiles

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

straight up Nazi shit

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Believing that billionaires are fighting for the working class requires a comical level of delusion.

[Citizens for Ethics @CREWcrew]

Presidents are not kings

Presidents are not kings

Presidents are not kings

Presidents are not kings

Presidents are not kings

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Believing that billionaires are fighting for the working class requires an almost comical level of delusion.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

[Hunter @huntermarie247]

god making me

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I heard my toast spring up in the kitchen like 15 minutes ago but I don’t care. I just don’t care. Fuck that piece of toast. And fuck my life

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

STOP spreading misinformation. diet coke has a lot of nutrients we just don’t know what they are yet

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

moderator: what are your views on the economy?

joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm.

donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Anxiety is so embarrassing. Oh no, I’m terrified at the farmers’ market.

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

“Chaotic incident”?

The word you’re looking for here, CNN, is massacre.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

The only reason you can freeze an embryo without it dying is because it's not a human being.

[tori @TallestThoughts]

@BonBee81 @thehill that's an adult swimsuit. good job falling for the rage bait