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[Talley @Talley1868]

Left wing. Right wing. Same shitty bird. #WWIII

[Talley @Talley1868]

Elon Musk at Twitter HQ right now talking to the handful of employees he hasn’t fired yet.

[Talley @Talley1868]

Seeing a lot of Tennessee fans on Twitter for the first time in ages. Last time Tennessee beat Bama the iPhone wasn’t invented yet. Guess they’re glad to use a smartphone for something other than https://t.co/RmrgKhcJNQ #BAMAvsTENN

[Talley @Talley1868]

There’s a reason you don’t usually see starters being successful closers. Bad decision by the manager there. #MarinersvsAstros

[Talley @Talley1868]

Hard to believe this was only 365 days ago. #Bernie

[Talley @Talley1868]

Friendly reminder that the last time Tennessee beat Alabama, the iPhone hadn’t been invented yet. #BAMAvsTENN

[Talley @Talley1868]

The only way $1400 will last people through mid-July is if it hits direct deposit on July 1st.

[Talley @Talley1868]

QAnon supporters when the big date comes and goes, and literally nothing happens.

[Talley @Talley1868]

This tweet aged like expired milk sitting on the dashboard of a car with no AC during a Texas summer.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Anarchists, Agitators or Protestors who vandalize or damage our Federal Courthouse in Portland, or any Federal Buildings in any of our Cities or States, will be prosecuted under our recently re-enacted Statues & Monuments Act. MINIMUM TEN YEARS IN PRISON. Don’t do it! @DHSgov

[Talley @Talley1868]

Nicest turtle shell I’ve ever seen in my life. It even has a front porch.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Mitch McConnell's Kentucky Home Vandalized Over Stimulus Bill https://t.co/aC8bt0ByPc

[Talley @Talley1868]

If you wanna know just how long 2020 has been, Buttigieg and Bloomberg both suspended their Presidential Campaigns in March. 🤯 #LongestYear

[Talley @Talley1868]

Alabama voting in Tuberville as a Trump lapdog really bit us in the ass with Trump not winning re-election. Tuberville is going to be more lost in Washington than he was at Texas Tech. #Election2020

[Talley @Talley1868]

Trump supporters are having full blown meltdowns right now, and I’m loving it. They’ve spent the last 4 years calling everyone snowflakes, but turns out they’re softer than dog shit on the sidewalk in July. #2020Elections

[Talley @Talley1868]

Dammit Alabama. We are really about to have to spend 6 years listening to this guy make everything a football reference since he doesn’t know anything about actual politics. #2020

[Tommy Tuberville @CoachForGov]

The election results are out of control. It’s like the whistle has blown, the game is over, and the players have gone home, but the referees are suddenly adding touchdowns to the other team’s side of the scoreboard.

[Talley @Talley1868]

Biden received at least 6 million more votes than Hillary did in 2016. Imagine how many more votes the democrats could have gotten if they would have picked a candidate people were actually excited about voting for. #Elections2020

[Talley @Talley1868]

Y’all, I’m really starting to worry that Kanye isn’t going to win this thing. #2020Election

[Talley @Talley1868]

Although, if I can’t get send to Mars, please just yeet me into outer space. #Election2020

[Talley @Talley1868]

Best part about Tommy Tuberville getting elected is that employers in Alabama should no longer require a degree or equivalent work experience in a field you’re applying to. Looks like I still have a shot to be an astronaut after all. #MarsBound