Me : doc I think I have testicular torsion
Doctor : that is NOT possible you are a female
Me : please check my balls doctor
Doctor : *turns to you, the viewer* Did you imagine me as a "man doctor" while you were reading this?
There is currently a conspiracy being uncovered which proves beyond reasonable doubt that Guy Fieri has never been filmed swallowing food in over a decade of television
This is sad. We are seeing a disappearance of 3rd spaces. Some young people enjoyed harassing the multi level marketing religious fanatics and now the public is denied the opportunity of being misled into revealing their extortable information through dianetics.
he’s writing this like he’s bart simpson getting in trouble for using the anus as a sexual organ and having to write that on the chalkboard as punishment