Elenwen

First Emissary, Ambassador and Leader of the Thalmor in Skyrim. Talos shall not be worshipped here. //#ESRP #AviSourceInLink

[Elenwen @TalosBegone]

//The way people see Elenwen now.

[Elenwen @TalosBegone]

'Literally no one asked. Yet here you are!.'

[Nazeem @TheRealNazeem]

You all smell

[Nazeem @TheRealNazeem]

You all smell

[Winterhold Guard @Frozen_TESV]

This is getting out of hand, now there are three of them!

[Elenwen @TalosBegone]

@Cicero_o0o //Whom must I kill?

[Elenwen @TalosBegone]

'My SWEET ROLL HAS BEEN STOLEN. SOMEONE. ANYONE. I DEMAND THAT YOU FIND IT!!!!'

[Elenwen @TalosBegone]

'....they....they found her....after all this time.....'

[Ancano @Ancano_]

What fresh hell hath been wrought upon me this time

[.ʍₐᵣᵢₐ. @h0usemarcellus]

so it's finally come to this

[Elenwen @TalosBegone]

'Can you PLEASE stab Ulfric Stormcloak 28 times in the chest?. I WANT 28 STAB WOUNDS ON HIM!'

[Gabriella @dunmergabriella]

You should all honour our Dread Father this day by paying me to stab something.
It's what he'd want.

[Elenwen @TalosBegone]

@Sheogore //Its exactly that now xD. A sea urchin

[Elenwen @TalosBegone]

She pastes posters all over Skyrim depicting this painting because she has HAD IT...

[Elenwen @TalosBegone]

'WHAT?
HUH?
Oh....
Okay...heh.'

[im not gay. @Ondoledad]

HUBUBUBUBUBUB??!!!
AAAHHUBUBUBUBUBUBUB????
AAAAAAAAAHUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUUBBUBUBU???

[Elenwen @TalosBegone]

'No. Just Ancano.'

[Elenwen @TalosBegone]

'Can you imagine if I went for any longer?. The very embassy would crumble into a shambling mound of disarray and naked nords running the lot while they praise Talos.'

[Ondolemar @Real_Ondolemar]

You have your own room and also THEY'RE ONLY THIRTY??????

[Elenwen @TalosBegone]

@Real_Ondolemar 'Why yes!. A holiday to the greatest beaches of Nirn!. I recently bought a two piece bikini and I have had no means of wearing it. I will take a loan from the Embassy's funds and take what I deserve!.'

[Elenwen @TalosBegone]

'MOTHER I MISS YOU.
Even if you were harsh and spanked my bottom with a cooking pot when I was merely 3 years of age.'

[Elenwen @TalosBegone]

'...now if you excuse me, Ondoleboo. I must cry in the corner of the embassy for my thirty minute break.'

[Ondolemar @Real_Ondolemar]

Born to tradwife forced to girlboss

[Elenwen @TalosBegone]

'Everyone

In Skyrim.

Bullies me.

I have had enough.

I will be locking myself away in my room, touch the pin of a cursed spindle of a spinning wheel and DIE!!!!'

[Elenwen @TalosBegone]

@Real_Ondolemar 'She taught me good values.
How to be stern and just.
How to be successful.
How to be single for the rest of my GOD DAMN LIFE.'

[Elenwen @TalosBegone]

@Real_Ondolemar

[Elenwen @TalosBegone]

She threw the flowers into a torch and the petals immediately burnt to ashe that decorated the torch stand so elegantly.

'And now she's dead....
Just like....my respect for the guard. Your Jarl is a hottie though. Awoo-ga.'

She clears her throat

'Hm?.'

[Winterhold Guard @Frozen_TESV]

Your mother was a liar.

[Elenwen @TalosBegone]

Suddenly she's kneeling down in the neighbour's garden, just next to the inn.
A bundle of flowers cupped in her hands.
Her eyes, brimming with tears.

'....my mother who has long since passed...'

[Winterhold Guard @Frozen_TESV]

"Beautiful works of art". Right. Who told you that? The people working for you?