Tamara Ann Alba

Pacific Northwest actor following wherever my muse leads me... As long as its within one tank of gas, because I'm broke.

[Tamara Ann Alba @TamaraAAlba]

@tangentlounge Dates and times?

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Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman. It’s a Harry Potter movie.

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@SiriuslyPix Ooh! I got a sloth at #RCCC too ♥️so adorable ♥️

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@alex_falcone Motion seconded!

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@RichardDawkins Can I just say how refreshing it is to have someone admit that they *don't* know something well, instead of trying to fake it? I ♥️ honest science!

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@AliKolbert I don't know why there are any other choices...

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@amykaycannon @MohanadElshieky Latin is a dead language,
As dead as it can be.
First it killed the Romans,
Now it's killing me.

⬆️is all I remember...

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@SiriuslyPix I'll be there this afternoon 😊 I'm taking my mom to her first con 😁

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@alex_falcone Well... Happy Birthday 🎂

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@WhiteheartEmily Break a leg!

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@alex_falcone Did the emails come with coupons? Those are the only birthday gifts I get anymore... #isthisadulting

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Acquaintance : "Hey, you smell really good! What perfume are you wearing?"

Me: "It's #febreeze I haven't done laundry."

#thatswhatyouget #fortryingtoflirt #toooldforthis #oldpeopleadulting

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@emmettfungomery I was feeling bitchy the other day, so I counted the items of the woman in front of me out loud. Next time I'm going to add a Sesame Street impersonation... "29...30. 30 items muah ha ha ha ha!"

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@SiriuslyPix Those jeans! We all had those ♥️

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If I plan on living until 90, it's almost time for my #midlifecrisis

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@HomicidalKaci I'm sorry you couldn't sleep 😔 Thanks for maybe saving a life, though!

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@BeckyFromAlaska Was he a big, bad wolf? 🔥🐺🔥 🐖🐖🐖

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@MichaelMatteoRo Bea Arthur!

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@thegoodgodabove ... cheaper when you bundle with your cable and TV!