TampAxanar

#istandwithaxanar. The true future of Star Trek is Axanar. Trust me, I'm an attorney (by training)! Parody. Similarities to reality are entirely coincidental.

[TampAxanar @Tampaxanar]

For anyone concerned that the new 30 minute #Axanar will have less story, fear not. The 90 minute version didn't even have 30 mins of story

[TampAxanar @Tampaxanar]

.@BurnettRM never mattered to #Axanar anyway. Really, it was all me all along doing everything. A 2 year long, one man show of autofellatio

[TampAxanar @Tampaxanar]

You're probably wondering how #Axanar will continue without @BurnettRM. The answer is, it won't. But please continue to pretend I'm relevant

[TampAxanar @Tampaxanar]

I WILL TAKE ACTION JUST LIKE I TOOK ACTION AGAINST @terrymcintosh!

...oh wait.

#Axanar #AxanarLives

[TampAxanar @Tampaxanar]

73,641 people like our #Axanar film page on Facebook. Two days ago it was 73,820. My latest mantrum cost Axanar 179 fans. #AxanarLives

[TampAxanar @Tampaxanar]

.@gabekoerner works on my favourite show #TheOrville and I'm very very jealous of him. #Axanar #AxanarLives

[TampAxanar @Tampaxanar]

We definitely didn't photoshop monitor screens onto our unfinished bridge set. Or double the number of attendees. #Axanar #AxanarLives

[TampAxanar @Tampaxanar]

We at #Axanar have never ever misrepresented anything! Not the trip to Facebook HQ, not Justin Lin, JJ and Bryan Fuller being fans, nothing!

[TampAxanar @Tampaxanar]

Bryan Fuller is a HUGE #Axanar fan. Just like JJ Abrams and Justin Lin are. Trust my word, I'm a lawyer (by training)! #AxanarLives https://t.co/SdDzxYu9Sa

[TampAxanar @Tampaxanar]

My harshly worded email to @CBS regarding my exclusion from the #StarTrekDiscovery premiere. @gabekoerner @vicmignogna #Axanar #AxanarLives

[TampAxanar @Tampaxanar]

WHO DID THIS I'LL (threaten to) SUE YOU #Axanar #AxanarLives

[TampAxanar @Tampaxanar]

My life may be an unending series of fuckups, but my mom says I'm handsomer than @gabekoerner! https://t.co/cAISrvFd8t

[Trekzone Media🖖 @TREKZONEorg]

He's hotter than you'll ever be. @AlecPeters @MikeBawden @Tampaxanar

[TampAxanar @Tampaxanar]

Hollywood fakery. You can't build a bridge set in under 2 years. https://t.co/jPt5oEZrVR

[TampAxanar @Tampaxanar]

I tried to make sushi today. #Axanar #AxanarLives

[TampAxanar @Tampaxanar]

If you missed us at #DragonCon you missed your chance at this limited-time blend! #Axanar #AxanarLives #WeWereActuallySellingCoffeeThere

[Garth of Izar @Mad_Izarian]

I will not mess with @TonyTodd54.
I will not mess with @TonyTodd54.

How many times should I write that on the blackboard, Judge?

[TampAxanar @Tampaxanar]

Dear @CBS, please don't sue me for selling #Axanar merch at #dragoncon. Sue these gullible scapegoats from the Axanar Fan Group instead.

[TampAxanar @Tampaxanar]

Oh look, King #Hater @vicmignogna and CBS' version of me @jasonsfolly are BFFs. It's all a conspiracy against me! Me me me! ME!

[TampAxanar @Tampaxanar]

@stevenmayhew1 oh yes, the studio containing the knockoff TOS bridge set that we're not even using for the Axanar episodes. Of course. ;)

[TampAxanar @Tampaxanar]

You're probably wondering why our #Axanar Fan Club needs funding when it's a Facebook group which costs $0.00 to maintain.

[TampAxanar @Tampaxanar]

WORST. BIRTHDAY. EVER. https://t.co/R3hhEjtN3c

[AxaMonitor @AxaMonitor]

Confirmed: #Axanar "fan table" selling merch using @TonyTodd54's image is gone from @DragonCon. Photo taken today at Atlanta Hilton: