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@stoolsalesguy @BarstoolGruden

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@Uber_Support
Scheduled breakfast delivery for 6AM. Delivered 2.5 hours late at 830, but said it wasn’t late because they started the order at 7:50. Wouldn’t stop the order because it was in process. Cant resolve in app bc one of your support people marked it as resolved

Scam

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@TampaBayTre

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@TampaBayTre please help

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@TampaBayTre Dalton wasserman look like Brock bowers and a hobbit had a baby

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@ATTHelp Unhelpful

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Shoutout @ATT for 3 weeks no internet service because they sent my router to the wrong place. Dont worry only 9 more days to get my router to Dallas! Great customer service!

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@TampaBayTre

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@MoLew_8 Mine didn’t hit hard enough so i took another

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@TylerHeroSTAN @danielrpopper Troy hill was not good at outside CB and guarding WR1s. He shined when moved inside and Jalen Ramsey took that role. Chris Harris is that guy for us

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@MoLew_8 Gang gang

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@dominos order never arrived and my store has literally never picked up the phone over the past many times I’ve called. I just want to talk to someone

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Your weak hands probably slipped when the market fell, bet you wish you had strong monkey hands

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@Hertz how my car was brought out in NYC. The expectation right now is extra clean, not completely filthy.

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I tape my webcam for security and my frontcam for insecurity

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@ATVIAssist I’ve filed 2 tickets over a week apart and no response. I bought the PC and Xbox version of COD so my roommate and I could play together. Battlenet automatically linked the accounts so now I’ve paid $120 for one game and we can’t play together. Please let me unlink!

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@KaneZoeller There’s still time to take this down

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Nothing cleans the house faster than a lost Juul

[Zane 🧢 @KaneZoeller]

I’m socially liberal and fiscally irresponsible