Tangent Monkey

Delightfully surprising; surprisingly delightful.

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@diannaeanderson Have read and can verify The Amazing Maurice is pretty darn good. The audiobook version is excellent!

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@diannaeanderson The cat on my lap did not appreciate how hard I laughed at this tweet. 😆

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Hell yes!

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@diannaeanderson May she and you find exactly the vet help and answers she needs. And may you have whatever support you need to be able to care for her. Love, Someone Who’s Been There ❤️

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@robynrost Yezzzzz!

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@robynrost Great. 😐

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@robynrost 😆

[Sarah Hollowell 🦝 @sarahhollowell]

"Get a kitten," they said, "it'll be fun," they said, "you definitely won't be listening to him play under the couch and then you pull it away from the wall and he's not there so you touch the back of your couch and it touches back because the KITTEN IS INSIDE THE COUCH"

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

No caption needed.

[Tangent Monkey @TangentMonkey]

And women’s rights. And the rights of US citizens who are people of the global majority. And the rights of native peoples. And …

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@diannaeanderson Spider plants.

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@silverpebble I’ve been waking up between 2 and 5 am for years. I’ve talked with docs and other health practitioners about it, and no one could explain it or remedy it. So I really appreciate you finally providing and explanation!

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@diannaeanderson Applying for apartments is so stressful. Here’s an armful of good virtual mojo coming you way!

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@diannaeanderson When asking the gods for “abundance,” it pays to specify what you want that abundance to apply to.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘spuddle’ (17th century): to work ineffectively; to be extremely busy whilst achieving absolutely nothing.

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@CatsSurname I’m glad I’m not the only one who meows back and forth with my cats. 😸

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@kareem_carr “Day-ta” on odd-numbered days and “dah-ta” on even-numbered days.

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@robynrost What a beauty!

[Tim Duffy™ @TimDuffy]

Morning coffee is for fuel but afternoon coffee is for the love of the game.

[Tangent Monkey @TangentMonkey]

Good question. ⬇️

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

Why are police the only ones who are entitled to fear? The people who are armed & trained to run into dangerous situations are entitled to act out of fear but not the civilian who is approached by a cop knowing that cops assault & kill people for no reason?

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@lindaholmes It’s almost like no two human bodies are the exactly the same. 🤔