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[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Muffin. Her daycare had all the dogs pose for a yearbook. It even included signatures and bloopers. 14/10 for all

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@mrslevenson Google “blueberry facial for cats” seriously

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@TangentMonkey I will never run a marathon in your memory.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Daughter of BBC presenter Bill Turnbull to run London Marathon in his memory https://t.co/P3V2D8LF3u

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@NPR Texas: Everything is bigger in Texas.
Australia: Hold my beer…

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@JaneFallon Better than her other end

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@MenInBlazers Serious question: how do you ban someone for life? What prevents a mate from buying them a ticket? Do all the gates have pix of banned fans? I get the sentiment but confused by execution

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Let’s play strong defense…said no one in the @NFL this weekend

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@MenInBlazers Richarlison started it, no excuse but if the players behave badly…

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@amysitze I found your next job

[DAPPER DON DHARSHI • K A M I L • @SoloFlow786]

@buitengebieden Baby sloths are hung out to dry after bathtime
Cc: cal-nomen-official

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@TaylorTwellman Rashford stopped going after the ball to avoid running into Bruno. Stole that goal

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@NPR That’s the uncomfortable question?! Not how did he get a gun? Or why he felt violence was an appropriate response to something he didn’t like? Or how do you explain trauma to first graders?

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@CatsSurname I love that sea monster’s eyes make it look like he’s shocked by the reunion

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I’m available for NFL coaching gigs. No experience but they told me I could do anything with a liberal arts degree so…

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@The5lacker @JortsTheCat Hamburglar stole the election

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Day made

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@ESPNFC What coach will want Gio on their team knowing that he’s got helicopter parents ready to rain down vengeance if their kid doesn’t play? Gio has more problems than his attitude.

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@Thund3rB0lt Oh to be this content

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

When you welcome creepy, untrustworthy, unabashed shitbirds to your team, don’t be surprised when they act like they’ve ALWAYS acted.

They’ve always been proud shitbirds, why are you shocked lol

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Live look at Kevin McCarthy

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@sppdmn @MPRnews @cityofsaintpaul @StPaulFireDept “Limit driving until road conditions improve.” So April then?