Taylor

[kemi @kemimarie]

first daughters in the family

[megan @chismosavirus]

this tweet was revolutionary btw

[slurms mackenzie @babyscallop]

STOP asking me if the wine is dry it’s literally a liquid like are you DUMB

[jordan adika @JordanAdika]

new year new me and this time im way worse

[Taylor @TangoBravoLima]

#NewProfilePic

[Taylor @TangoBravoLima]

Have done and will do again

[Zola In Recovery @ZolaInRecovery]

Would you kick someone out of your house for being rude to your dog or cat?

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

It's 2:45am let's play some drums

[Ovary Action 🍉 @Bripping_Talls]

It's a scam.

*Gestures vaguely to everything

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

you can put whipped cream on your morning coffee. like nobody checks

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

Hey babies pushing dolls in little strollers: the jig is up. we know you're a baby too.

[Zach Harting, M.S., OLY @hartingz]

Some people don't know what it's like to dive into a cold pool 30 minutes after getting out of a warm bed and it shows.

[rockstar @cadefart]

“you’re so sensitive” thanks i was never fully allowed to express my emotions as a child because when i did i would get yelled at or made fun of

[♆ @planetmari_]

I definitely encourage break ups because there’s no reason in the world you should be that unhappy with somebody

[Joanne @joannatomical]

“j’eat” - a new jersey love language @NJGov

[titsay 𓆏 @titsay]

can we just nap all day