caramel thunder 🌵🦈🦖

Houston Texans and Astros fan account. Lover of all things Texas Tech and Texas State. Real big fan of common sense.

[caramel thunder 🌵🦈🦖 @TangoliciousIII]

@David_Da_Boss It’s like you didn’t fucking watch the scene where her sister explains how to use her fucking powers.

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@JustASportGuy Man, i hope you get to start feeling better

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ARE THE ASTROS GOING TO DO A FUCKING THING?!?!?

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@MLBTheShow needs to bring in El Caballo Carlos Lee in as a Legends and get his batting stance in the game

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@VLonghorn07 At least you have that. My charging case completely stopped holding charge 😭😭😭😭

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@nick__schwager The GOAT at never playing more than 7 games in a season

[Regulator🇺🇸 @Revolutioig9]

Accurate.

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@SleeperMLB Carlos baerga

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@Erobyn_22 @astros Preach it!!!

[MLB @MLB]

YORDAN ALVAREZ'S SECOND HOMER OF THE NIGHT COMES IN WALK-OFF FASHION!

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@jindu__ 13-50… GAH DAMN 47

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@EamonOfficial bro, i just want to say thank you for introducing me to my favorite insult in “You burnt bitch”. I’ve used it almost daily since i heard “Fuck You” when i was a young lad.

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@officialslayeas Outside of the Avatars, probably the greatest water bender of all time?!?

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@angel_0f_deathx Happy birthday

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

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@JasonBrown_QB That’s when i knew Diamond Dynasty wasn’t for me

[️s @big_sam_atari]

Me fighting the urge to text someone that doesn’t care abt me anymore.