Tank Cressey

My name is Tankinator Bentley Cressey but most people just call me Tank. I eat, sleep, crap (sometimes on the floor of Pete's office), and do cute puppy stuff.

[Tank Cressey @TankNasty]

Why thank you, Morgan. I thought my performance was remarkable as well. https://t.co/fDPC4bD7yT

[Tank Cressey @TankNasty]

I'm unimpressed. https://t.co/hCsHjxLnOO

[Eric Cressey @EricCressey]

This Thanksgiving, I’m thankful that I survived trap bar deadlifts to farmer’s walk without a splitting headache. 415 for four reps, walk 15 yards, four reps, walk 15 yards, four reps, then gasp for air for ten minutes. @TankNasty with stellar coaching. #cspfamily

[Tank Cressey @TankNasty]

Don't question my motives, Shane. #FirstTweetIn11Months #ComingInHot https://t.co/deCcjdwmqv

[Shane Rye @Rye_Shane]

@EricCressey @TankNasty While in theory that seems like a great idea I have a hunch tank just might eat all of the food whether it has gluten in it or not.

[Eric Cressey @EricCressey]

How can Stanton be a 5 seed in any contest involving demolishing baseballs? Even @TankNasty can't get on his level.

[Tank Cressey @TankNasty]

You're welcome, @cresseysp folks. https://t.co/c8z1JdbZes #CSPFamily

[Tank Cressey @TankNasty]

@deansomerset @EricCressey That's because you're Canadian. Stick to hockey, not dog whispering.

[Tank Cressey @TankNasty]

Welcome to the Tank Nasty show, @MarissaTia. Please invite Lola to the party as well. #DogsOfJupiter #AlwaysBetOnPuggle

[Tank Cressey @TankNasty]

Ahem...I think you're forgetting someone. https://t.co/iFxpsx6Boi

[Taylor Guerrieri @TaylorG1201]

Special thanks to @EricCressey @TimGeromini24 @Rye_Shane @BrianKaplanCSP for a great offseason. Great experience!

[Tank Cressey @TankNasty]

@StacieCSP @chasindecarr @CresseySP Never heard of him.

[Tank Cressey @TankNasty]

Still about 300 followers behind me, sucker. https://t.co/FQZe8IgndD

[Eric Cressey @EricCressey]

Welcome @pete_dupuis, co-founder of @CresseySP - MA, to Twitter w/a follow. He finally decided to participate in 21st century. #CSPFamily

[Tank Cressey @TankNasty]

@MikeNikorak You're still "working out," little man. Let us know when you really start "training" with the big dogs...like me.

[Tank Cressey @TankNasty]

@EricCressey @TylerKinley30 I won't be associated with your filth.

[Tank Cressey @TankNasty]

@CMOran18 Oh, heyyyyy, Colin!

[Tank Cressey @TankNasty]

@A_McKirahanJr @EricCressey I think you're forgetting someone.

[Eric Cressey @EricCressey]

@TankNasty coaching up @J_Nicolino22 in Jupiter today. #cspfamily

[Tank Cressey @TankNasty]

@PayLay22 And some Tank Nasty in your life.

[Tank Cressey @TankNasty]

@MikeNikorak Don't let it go to your head that the most popular puggle on Twitter is now following you.

[Tank Cressey @TankNasty]

@Rye_Shane You've got to make the JV team before you can try out for varsity.

[Tank Cressey @TankNasty]

@PayLay22 It's okay; I didn't miss you anyway.

[Tank Cressey @TankNasty]

Hey @RiDeCarr7, it's a good thing I was around for you to ride my coattails for this story: http://t.co/rVhZDMNhz3