Tanner DeLoy

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

Oklahoma State tried to get Texas to miss a field goal by putting up yellow lines on the video board

[Chase @chaselyons]

white people will be like “we up to no good 😈” but the whole time they’re just at Tanner’s house

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Play College Football!

[gilk @thegilkman]

Boys if you ever feel bad about a purchase just remember girls would spend like $600 on a prom dress and wear it to go eat at the Olive Garden and dance in the high school gym.

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

You like that?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We have declassified a picture of the wonderful dog (name not declassified) that did such a GREAT JOB in capturing and killing the Leader of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Fun Fact - Gronk was a math genius growing up (normal math only)

[Freezing Cold Takes @OldTakesExposed]

“More work, less noise”

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Boom. History made!

No other @MLB team has hit more home runs than the #BombaSquad!

💣💣💣💣💣💣

[bear @iamblackbear]

i need a gf

G - gazillion
F - fucking dollars

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

@MLBStats @MLB @tyrogers2020 @SFGiants @trogers34 Great moment for Taylor watching Tyler make his MLB debut! 👏

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

First thought when you win a fight as a +650 underdog? “Oh shit, I’m about to talk to Joe Rogan”

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Man’s best friend/babysitter @icanteven