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[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.

[jess @enchantedjess13]

wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i’m missing joann fabrics like crazy

[Max Berlinger @Berlinger]

Me and my friends monitoring the Kelly clarkson magic shop situation

[Lin-Manuel Rwanda @facebookvillain]

ashing my nature valley bar out the window like a cigarette

[Heavy Spoilers @heavyspoilers]

Re-release Morbius

[grovy @grovymango]

All these advances in technology but nobody wants to do anything about printers

[Tad or Treat @ghostofthesun89]

They should add Adderall to the public water supply

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

ill do cocaine but i draw the line at arbys

[insizwa nsi @AdvKindness]

Anna Wintour aside, who do you think will be the Worst dressed celebrity at the Met Gala tonight?

[vesky @veskyxd]

taking adderall and googling some
bullshit

[chloe star @snowiecone]

i cant find my vape guys lets split up and look for clues

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

[America The Ghetto @Lizzurr]

She’s breaking the glass bottom and showing all of us there is a rock bottom lower than dating a sex offender.

[pαrisྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི @schifogirl]

how it feels to abuse caffeine

[mood @meishato]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[lex @lexlisbon]

i lowkey don't mind talking about the weather like Yeah it has been awfully humid lately hasn't it

[elizabeth holmes’ gay boyfriend @PattyBourree]

Not her trying to read the title

[tajín sprinkler @armaanification]

🚨: A new quantum theory suggests that the light is coming to give back everything the darkness stole