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smooth criminal. 💜

[•tanner• @Tanner_Harris_]

To my brothers watching over me, I wish we had more time. You both were always there for me no matter what. I can’t imagine how it’s going to be without you now but I know you’re looking out. To my brothers forever 🤞🏼

[Associated Fress @AssociatedFress]

Candace Owens: Dolly Parton Was About To Turn Against Israel

[‎ً @ungodlymuse]

DOLLY

[Egg @eggfromabird]

you must be tugging on my fully erect penis right now

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

“dry humping” nothin dry around here partner #TIPSTICKY!!!!!!!!!

[papa 🐻 @leoxvieiraa]

Me after my mother beat my ass in front of the whole class and I told them I didn’t feel a thing

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

I just read what weed vapes do to people's lungs, so after today no more reading

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

Tough debut for the new queen

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

this couple committed 3 felonies at the top of the Empire State Building and are freely walking around town & riding the subway while Balogun sits locked in a FIFA prison for playing soccer

[blanc @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

I’m ngl, If I wake up hungover & one of the boys is cooking up something like this I have no choice but to hug him from behind, kiss him on the neck and tell him I love him.

[bb pp🌠 @polaroidbb]

and when puss cums to shove

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Man credits Giants kicker Younghoe Koo for saving his life after the kicker botched a field goal attempt against the New England Patriots.

Mark Toothaker of Lexington, Kentucky, says he believes Koo saved his life.

Toothaker says the wiff from Koo made him laugh so hard that he had a seizure.

"I’ve never felt anything like this in my life. I felt like I got electrocuted," he said.

Toothaker was then rushed from his home to the hospital. Following a CT scan, Toothaker says a "tennis-ball-sized tumor" was found on the side of his brain.

The tumor was surgically removed, and Toothaker has no long-term damage, according to the AP.

“[Koo] saved my life because it could’ve happened any other time. I wholeheartedly believe I was in the right spot at the right time, and he was the trigger for that happening. It was a miracle," he told the AP.

"As tough as that thing was, as violent as that seizure was, I have no memory of it and I would find it hard to believe that I wouldn’t have hurt somebody or hurt myself if I would’ve been behind a wheel."

Wild.

[frye @___frye]

has RFK tried just coughing really hard

[yahi. @yahiamicealt]

how it feels to ask the gc who wants to play videogames and get left on read

[RickRaptor105 @RickRaptor105]

The Moby Dick fandom is dying.

Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

That’s wassup

[michi³⁰ᴵ⁰⁷ @gofckapineapple]

take me back man