Tanner Peters

EU’s #1 hater

[Tanner Peters @TannerisPRO]

Bruh my mum slick roasted my ass

[ً @ClasslessVol]

Purchased a pint for the games tomorrow and gave the liquor store Indian a horns down just in case. Better safe than sorry

[Finance Reb 🦈 @OleMissRebel90]

Vol twitter is going to be great this week. 😂

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

Giants gotta stop thinking and just give skatt the rock every play until he start speaking Cantonese.

[Geraldo @voiceofgeraldo]

Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation

[Jon “ Boss” Don @NanTort101]

Thank u pledge

[Ma Wukong 马悟空 @Ma_WuKong]

Honor a Xi Jinping, que se piró de la India en cuanto le ofrecieron comida.

[Richard Ryder @RickRyderSooner]

Me liking every single tweet hating on the Indian infestation of the Texas Longhorn student section. People are finally realizing how bad it is in Texas.

[Lance Lambert @NewsLambert]

resi watching the bond market like

[Miami Vice with a Floater @MiamiVice732]

#LindsayClancy

[Ianfluencer Kindness Facts @khianfluencer]

Left airpod fell in the toilet at work and auto flushed

[Zachary “Girth” Longbottom™ @g_x_r_t_h]

The big Yahu got me 💔

[Corporate Weapon @corporateweapon]

IT when I try to talk to them directly instead of submitting a ticket

[Peter Pourker IV (4-0) @peterpourked]

My boy just texted me “I love you”
He’s drunk -280
He’s killing himself +500

[gabe @allgarbled]

In western culture, a young white man traditionally signals his entry into upper middle class society by making a trip to Japan

[ꑭ 𝐹𝓇𝒾𝓉𝓏𓌏 @_Real_Fritz]

What did they mean by this?

[Angus (dirtman) @dirtman]

He’s him

[Skely @123skely]

I don’t care that I’m a 5’5 brown Mexican , I just know Hitler would take one look at me and know I’m built different.