Tan

Black Lives Matter. DM of @rerolegaming he/him. A white guy with a podcast how original.

[Tan @Tannerprentice]

Me liking my own podcast tweets knowing damn well I wrote them

[Tan @Tannerprentice]

@RepMGP What did you just vote for bitch!? Resign!

[Howard Leader @HowardLeaderman]

"I would have nominated Sinners a 17th time"

[Emmy 🏳️‍⚧️ @gallintry]

Can a trans girl like me ratio the White House for a THIRD TIME? probably not.

[Ben Clarkson 🐸💩 @benclarkson]

"God that's hot....*sniff*...Cambodia was a calculation, maybe not my best...you're a great interviewer"

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

The guy who turned in Luigi never got paid.

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Them 2 idiots fighting back and forth today on the day ronald r*agan died! I love it like f*ck them ALL and happy pride 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

how it feels trying not to miss a good joke right now

[onion person @CantEverDie]

funny side event of the day

[Tan @Tannerprentice]

Holy shit this guy gets it

[BROPOTKIN™️ by blackhart 🐈‍⬛ @peterbropotkin]

Idk if Twitter will let me post this one.

[Tan @Tannerprentice]

@mannysalas @Bengals @Real10jayy__ I'm not getting you shit

[Dan Carlin @HardcoreHistory]

I wonder how many Americans who consider themselves politically aware could pass a civics test about how our government is supposed to function. I wonder how many Americans who ostensibly talk about politics as part of how they make a living could. Our anti-education/anti-knowledge culture has come for our constitutional society. And people who consider themselves "patriotic" celebrate dismantling the very aspects of our Framer's work that those exquisite-minded guys were most proud of. Co-equal branches of govt and checks and balances. Not bugs...but this system's greatest features. We are a politically hypocritical society and this will cost us. Can you imagine if the Biden/Harris/Hillary Clinton crowd were doing and saying the sort of things Trump is saying now? How many of you Trump fans would be ready to take to the streets? "That's what the 2d Amendment is for Dan"...how many times have I been told that by the "defenders of our Constitution"? For 40 years you've been saying it to me! So...it's only a problem if THEY'RE doing it? One side gets a pass at assaulting the constitutional wall that protects us all, and the other doesn't? How many of you would say "they're only joking" or "don't worry, it's a negotiation position" if Kamala Harris said these things? Serious question. You'd be just fine with it? No big deal? And I'm sure the right-wing talker's ecosystem would be too? All of this is going to come back to bite us. All of it. We are shortsighted, propagandized, political hypocrites. And we simply refuse to apply the same standards to both sides.
And while I'm ranting: half of this problem is the fault of the Democratic Party. I've never seen such a toothless, feckless, directionless, passion-free group of poor political candidates in my life (and I was of voting age in the Mondale/Dukakis years). Only their most radical wing shows any passion or life at all...and that's the group that absolutely, positively can't win a general election.
When the great historian in the sky writes about this era the "other party" in a two-party system deserves a ton of the blame too. Everyone over 70 years old in that party should resign right now. What Trump is trying to do in our system now is exactly what the Founders designed safeguards to prevent. And that's why Trump is targeting the safeguards.

[Tan @Tannerprentice]

@mannysalas @canlesofficial FUCK THOSE SHOES

[Risotto Broad ☭ @esthers_ghost]

watching the Thin Blue Line crowd vote for the felon and the ACAB crowd vote for the cop

[Martin Jůza @MartinJuza]

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Ive got one to give away!

Retweet this tweet and follow me and @UltimateGuard to enter!

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[Master of all trades @ry8nr3ynolds]

When you think about it, the only reason Voldemort was able to be defeated was because Snape spent 7 books being super horny for Harry’s dead mom.

[Larian Studios @larianstudios]

Game of the Year! Thank you #TheGameAwards. Truly an incredible night.

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES