Tanui Jeptoo

living alive

[Non X Creative. @bahdchamps]

Banter aside, y'all expected Arsenal to defend an early goal to the end?
European football is not what's seen in England.
They had zero interest in attacking and also no zeal to keep the ball.

[Michelle @abadan_katan]

Landlords in Thindigua have lost it Kabisa cause what do they mean 90K for a 3-bedroom apartment with no amenities other than a back-up generator for common areas? 🤣

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

The password remains #SiriNiNumbers #OccupyUntilVictory

[Tanui Jeptoo @TanuiAgatha]

The directive from the government to stop live broadcast is MADNESS!!!

We won't stop!
#OccupyUntilVictory
#SiriNiNumbers

[EDGAR 🇰🇪 @edgarwabwire_]

BREAKING: Safaricom Users report slow Internet Speeds across the country. Install VPNs. Use VPNs.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

The British head of state is an unelected hereditary monarch called Charles Windsor, and he Britiah upper house of parliament (House of Lords) is made up of 800 unelected life members drawn from the UK elite who have the power to introduce legislation and delay bills from the (elected) House of Commons.

The more you step out of the mental cage that colonisers created for you, the more you realise that "democracy" is just a story they have told very successfully - the power structure at the core of their society is NOT democratic, and the core processes that define their societies are guided by elite consensus and NOT 1-man-1-vote.

If African countries have competent leadership that understands and aspires to sovereignty, Africans should learn to completely ignore these white people when they start using their loaded terms like "junta" and "regime" to narratively attack their legitimacy.

Ibrahim Traore has been in power in Burkina Faso since 2022. The House of Windsor has been in power in the UK since 1826, when it was still known by its original German name "House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha." Before having anything to say about Ibrahim Traore and Burkina Faso, the BBC should first explain to British people why they have spent 199 years under the control of one family and its 800 elite associates from finance, industry, arts & culture, and academia.

They should fix their "junta" at home in Westminster before rubbernecking their long oyibo necks 6,000 km across the Atlantic at a country on another continent. Nobody is buying this nonsense.

[Culture Explorer @CultureExploreX]

Robert Prevost (United States/Peru)

American-born. Peruvian citizen. Francis’ top bishop-maker.

Quiet. Strategic. Powerful behind the scenes.

But will the “no U.S. pope” unspoken rule still hold?

[TIME @TIME]

Habemus papam! White smoke billows, signaling a new pope has been chosen

[Culture Explorer @CultureExploreX]

White smoke rises.

265 popes have come before.
Each shaped history.
Now—266.

A new pope has been chosen.

The world holds its breath.
Who is he?
What will he change?
And what won’t he?

Stay tuned.

[Masculine Monk /self improvement @MasculineMonk14]

How to make people respect you if you’re quiet

10 habits to command respect instantly

1. Always have slow relaxed movements.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

🙏

[GeniusThinking @GeniusGTX]

In 1985, Stephen Hawking caught pneumonia in Switzerland.

The doctors gave his wife 2 options:
1. Let them end his life
2. Watch him die

So she chose option 3. Here's what she did instead: 🧵

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

Many increased cases of autism are about exposing kids under 2 years to more screen time. Children under 4 years have no business owning a phone or a Tablet. Let children touch grass outside.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Na si juzi tu mmesema nchi ipeanwe kwa KDF? But before that you wanted it given to Morara and Kasmuel 😂😂

[Tanui Jeptoo @TanuiAgatha]

😂😂😂😂😂Nobody:
Gachagua: Ruto 😂😂

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Gachagua: Tunataka kumwambia Ruto awache kutuma vijana wa Rift Valley, akina Sudi na Murkomen kutusi Uhuru. If he is man enough, amtusi mwenyewe.
Journalist: Wewe ukitusi Uhuru kitambo, nani alikutuma?
Gachagua: Abujubuju!

[Culture Explorer @CultureExploreX]

Most people think a pope dies, and that’s it. Funeral, mourning, next man up.

But what actually happens behind Vatican walls?

It’s one of the oldest and most secretive rituals in the world. And it just got triggered. 🧵👇

[Culture Explorer @CultureExploreX]

His successor has big questions to answer:

Will he follow Francis’ example—

or roll back the clock?

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

What's a "cheat code" you discovered in real life that actually works

[Tanui Jeptoo @TanuiAgatha]

"In the global marketplace of the future, the price of every product will tell the ecological truth." ✨

[World Athletics @WorldAthletics]

Kenya's Faith Kipyegon became the first woman to win three Olympic titles in a single track discipline and she did so in style, winning the 1500m title in an Olympic record at @Paris2024 ✨

#Paris2024