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Surviving, mildly thriving.

[Ohio State Alumni @OhioStateAlumni]

The Kumar Family’s #BuckeyeLove spreads across generations. ❤️

Purnima received her PhD in 2005 and 13 years later celebrated her daughters Tanvi and Taruni as they received their bachelor’s degrees!

[T @TanviKumar1]

Catch me pimpin’ out my sister @AkaashSingh

https://t.co/PaVfxnGKFc

[trash jones @jzux]

i love airplanes because every few years they introduce a new, worse ticket option. like why am i booking Loser Economy where you board 5 minutes after the plane leaves and your seat is the floor

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Oh to be a fat monkey eating mangoes by the stream

[Shailin Thomas @shailinthomas]

The guy who taught my gen chem class freshman year of college just won the Nobel Prize in chemistry. I got an A in that class, so I basically won a Nobel Prize by the transitive property.

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

one time in med school we had a lecture on the dangers of sleep deprivation and it was an Alanis Morissette level of irony that the lecture was at 7am

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

My 3yo came home from school mad that one of the boys poked her in the eye. I asked if she talked to her teacher about it and she said yes, but the teacher didn’t have a chance to address it because then the boy fell out of his chair and broke both his arms. Unsure if lies.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

me thinking about how to get rich without working:

[chase @_chase_____]

decision paralysis is so funny. i’m like “do i want pizza for lunch or a burrito?” and my brain is like “actually i’d rather starve to death”

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

when presented with two options

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Dad’s keyboard

[Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno]

if a woman tells you you have “nice hands” she is doing everything in her power not to fuck you senseless please release her from her torment her friends are receiving the kinds of messages someone in prison would send

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

A bicycle thief was charmed mid-robbery by a golden retriever. He gave the pup belly rubs and even said "I love you" before fleeing. The golden significantly misunderstood the assignment, but we're giving them a 14/10 for at least delaying the situation

[Stacy Mitchell, DO @stacybmitchell]

My husband went to register our twins at their new middle school today. The counselor hesitantly asked “Is…Mom…in the picture? Because moms usually do this.”

MOM IS BUSY LEARNING HOW TO BE A DOCTOR AND THEY ARE JUST AS MUCH HIS CHILDREN, OMG WHAT YEAR IS THIS??

[Demetri Martin ([email protected]) @DemetriMartin]

Kind of a dick move toward trees.