Chris P

@TheNotoriousNIK 's BFF because he liked a tweet that one time from a year or so ago. The dude @goodymade comes to for love advice.

[Chris P @Taps7734]

@XfinitySupport Well that was an exercise in futility.

I'm glad I pay for a Business connection so that I can be ignored faster.

[Chris P @Taps7734]

@comcastbusiness How long should it take to config a cable modem for static IPs?

A Minute? 2?

How have I been waiting 2 days for this to be fixed?

[Chris P @Taps7734]

Don’t know why I bothered. It isn’t like I will ever get a response.

[Chris P @Taps7734]

Hey @STATIONHEAD Why are you censoring the chat? I can play the song ASSHOLE by Denis Leary, but I cant say it in the chat?

Why isn't there a way to OPT OUT of that? Mark a show as Adult Content or something.

@Volumaniac

[Chris P @Taps7734]

@TheNotoriousNIK

Dear sir or madam. I have been asked to request that you join us on BlueSky as well. I guess one person actually read my bio and thought I was the best option. Go figure.

Sincerely,
Totally not a bot or something and an OG Volumaniac.

[Chris P @Taps7734]

@hartgoat My favorite part is “we were called out to do a wellbeing check on you. What’s your name?”

[Chris P @Taps7734]

@GoodReddit Mind ya own damn business.

[Chris P @Taps7734]

I am a little upset that the @rickspringfield and @richardmarx tour isn’t called Double Penetration.

I still wanna go see it.

But that’s just a missed opportunity.

[Chris P @Taps7734]

@kev7115 @JanSpencerPR Song with men’s names in the title.

[Chris P @Taps7734]

Anything In this report mention about them being happier?

Having a life not devoted to some old-fashioned idea that their only purpose in life is to produce children?

Just wonderin'....

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Something is broken in our culture.

Why is this happening?

[Chris P @Taps7734]

Come hear who didn't quite make the cut on Top 5 Losers - Radio Songs

Today at Noon EST

https://t.co/livj6FknwD

[Chris P @Taps7734]

Come check out the Top 5 Losers - Gold/Silver/Bronze show. Today at noon eastern.

https://t.co/2JKXwU4TAQ

[Chris P @Taps7734]

Go Figure... I B 52 right now

[Ian_Seign @IanSeignv2]

@TheNotoriousNIK @LoriMajewski @RunnerWineBeach @reachmp @polysoundman @xracer84 @brob78 @ThatEricAlper @JimShearer

[Chris P @Taps7734]

@RunnerWineBeach Do we get friends and family discounts?

[Chris P @Taps7734]

See you @ Noon EST for Top 5 Losers - Songs About SEX

(Stupid AI wouldnt create an image with the work SEX in it.)

https://t.co/2JKXwU5rqo

[Shawn Foster 🟦 @kcflatlander]

I'll be doing the Top 5 Losers (those that didn't get the Top 5) on Wednesday, subbing in for @Taps7734

Join me @stationhead or go to https://t.co/I9lowGE7mg

[Jump Dumpling @dumplingsforall]

@DianeFranklin80 Better Off Dead. That accent! ☺️

[Chris P @Taps7734]

@DianeFranklin80 Initially, Better of Dead.... but you were an excellent Historical Babe.

[Chris P @Taps7734]

https://t.co/KzfRCriLD9

[Chris P @Taps7734]

https://t.co/4dkC00ngZ4

Group therapy today at noon eastern