Tara Ann Brown

[Tara Ann Brown @TaraAnnB]

@sofiaBswaine Hey, trying to message you to contact for these tickets but cant see to message you privately? Xx

[Tara Ann Brown @TaraAnnB]

@the_twang School memories ❤️

[Tara Ann Brown @TaraAnnB]

@ASOS_HeretoHelp Had a query on the online chat for a topshop voucher and was complete ignored and snubbed on two occasions! You would think you Id receive more help considering you bought the company or at least the complaints department info please? #unhappycustomer

[Tara Ann Brown @TaraAnnB]

@piersmorgan I recently had my car clamped at my own home due to an outstanding parking fine...I am a key worker and this stopped me from going to work! The charge was £400 and I now cannot get hold of Bridgend Council #help 🥺

[Tara Ann Brown @TaraAnnB]

Looking for a @ffaf_official ticket for sunday! #ffaf #ffafcardiff

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I hope this email finds you well”

Nope, it finds me bored, tired and irritable, but go on...

[Tara Ann Brown @TaraAnnB]

@AcornMo Mo! just signed up to Ignite and see you are on the list! wooo

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Sorry, could I just squeeze by?”

<person doesn’t move an inch>

“Thanks”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Yes I remember you saying” - Translation: You’ve said it every day for a week

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Are you even British if you don't compare everywhere you go in the world to the price of a pint? "Went to Prague was only £1.50 a pint"

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Phrases that mean nothing will happen:
Leave it with me
I’ll have a word
I’ll see what I can find
Consider it done
I’ll make some calls
I’ll think about it
Certainly a possibility
Let’s come back to that
Good idea
Maybe
It’s on my list
Might see you down there
I’ll look into it

[Tara Ann Brown @TaraAnnB]

Thanks hun!😁 https://t.co/OQW5KfIiSn

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Have you been drinking?”

“It’s Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!”

“It’s November”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Gosh, is that the time?” - Translation: Please let me leave

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Have you started your Christmas shopping yet?”

“I’ve got a few bits” - Translation: I bought myself some clothes

[Nia Williams @NiaWilliams93]

Vote for me to help me run the R'n'R Marathon in Las Vegas for my amazing courageous dad Gareth Williams💕🍀🏃🏼‍♀️ https://t.co/kE6KUeQn4e

[Tara Ann Brown @TaraAnnB]

@LouButtonTweets im special fo sure😂 https://t.co/bZ4L4abSyK

[The Independent @Independent]

If music gives you goosebumps, your brain might be special https://t.co/dT1OvfrTFL

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

If you can't close YouTube while the music still plays on the iPhone 8 then I'm fucking it off and getting a Nokia 3310 mate.

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

"Why wasn't Conor McGregor at Ocean Beach when I was there? 😩"

Probably because he was somewhere else you daft cunt.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Don't forget you've got work tomorrow"

Precisely why I'm drinking all this wine