Lalla Tarabaralla

[Lalla Tarabaralla @Tarabaralla]

Hi @TicketmasterCS , I’m following but still can’t DM you

[Lalla Tarabaralla @Tarabaralla]

@TicketmasterCS Hi, I had purchased tickets for an event that has been postponed over one year ago and hasn’t been rescheduled yet. I would like to have a refund.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

All I want for Christmas is you.

It's a lot scarier when I say it.

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

For those who missed the quiz here's one round called CUMMINGS AND GOINGS. You've taken a drive to a castle to test your eyesight because it's a bit blurry, but which castle have you driven to? (1/11)

[Lalla Tarabaralla @Tarabaralla]

Now that the #lockdown is eased, how compatible are house viewings forced on tenants, especially if #vulnerable, with the safety rules of this #coronavirus #pandemic? @BorisJohnson @guardian @NHSuk

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

So it turns out that the people who stock grocery stores, drive trucks, farm, and work in hospitals are actually the ones preventing civilization from collapsing.

Meanwhile the bankers, CEOs, and entrepreneurs can all stop what they are doing and no one even notices or cares.

[Anna Bahr @anna_bahr]

Los Angeles. See you on Sunday.

[Lalla Tarabaralla @Tarabaralla]

@hossari What’s the blue thing?

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

.@realDonaldTrump, I’m in Greenland and just found this statue. No wonder you’re obsessed with this country. #ConanGreenland

[Naomi Klein @NaomiAKlein]

As we watch the Amazon burn, remember: @jairbolsonaro's presidency is itself a crime scene. He is only in power because of a series of illegal coups - first against Dilma, then Lula, who would have easily defeated Bolsonaro at the polls. Before Brazil burned, it was stolen.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Jesus died for your sins and soon the Earth will too.

[Lalla Tarabaralla @Tarabaralla]

@Alitalia impossible modificare la prenotazione online... come posso aggiungere un bagaglio? Il sito è un rabbit hole

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

At those darkest moments when it feels like I've abandoned you, remember: I was never with you to begin with.

[patrizia moretti @MorettiPatri]

Federico avrebbe 32 anni oggi. Immagino la foto. Maledetti gli assassini poliziotti che me hanno ucciso.

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Capitalism efficiently allocates resources according to our needs and wants.

You can tell because people die of poverty for not being able to afford their insulin while we spend hundreds of millions of dollars making new Spiderman movies every year.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Nothing is real and you are cosmically insignificant, so relax.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Jesus died for your sins, but he didn't really die, so it doesn't really count.

See you in hell, suckers.

[Lalla Tarabaralla @Tarabaralla]

#SalesforceGoLive #SalesforceWorldFirst

[Fabio 🏳️‍🌈 🟥🟦 @Iperbole_]

Svengo 😂😂😂

[Lalla Tarabaralla @Tarabaralla]

@dcapitella #positivity