Emily Loerzel

Hi, I’m a white person who went to Europe once and now that’s all I talk about.

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Do you have a favorite classical composer or are you normal?

It's Tchaikovsky

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@jort_star You're insane

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@jort_star May I add?
Slay

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Just saw a vid where a guy was complaining cause his gf has taxidermy insects as decor and all I could think is

"I have two portraits of JFK and a Nixon plate. This guy would hate me."😂

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@toupin100emoji Everyone wants a masters degree. Like I'm a master of jokes? Isn't that good enough :'(

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@rasinbran_0 🔥

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@KilenBrady It's me

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Man am I a slut for a good soundtrack. Give me violins and a choir in the back and😫

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Hearing that Yolanda Saldívar is despised in prison has made my day.

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@KilenBrady Spoon

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L&M is to women as clothing shopping is to men
Change my mind

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@KilenBrady
Why you in this guys shower?

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Shower Food Review 76: Reuben- Someone asked me to eat this in honor of a friend they lost. I can only hope when I'm gone a friend eats something in the shower in my memory. If you miss someone reach out to them soon while you still can. This Reuben was tasty as hell though 10/10

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@toupin100emoji @jort_star Just enough to show chest hair

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@toupin100emoji @toupin It's true I've seen the size of his prostate

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@KilenBrady @jort_star Yeah that's how they mix it

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@jort_star @toupin100emoji I'm on Toupin side

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@rasinbran_0 Had this exact conversation at work yesterday. They didn't believe I was alive for it😂

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@rasinbran_0 Juicy velour sweatsuit?