Target Store #69

Please stop stealing our balls || for Legal purposes, this is satire

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I'm telling my mom on you

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Funny, you say shit like this, meanwhile you're keep liking our tweets? Fan behavior much? Hop off our corporal dicks

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MFW suck my nuts, shitty fuckin company

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@thehomedepot__ We borrowed some of your shopping carts, but Bullseye dismantled them and sold them to the local kids as weapons. So, uh, sorry about that

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I once shot a man at a Denny's back in '04. This account is the only thing that brings me joy or peace now

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When the fuck did this happen?
https://t.co/bH2EBmQAqG

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We will not be selling any copies of Morbius. There is no meme, fuck you

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We here at Target love women. Women are everything :)

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Tarerhget :0

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@yikesitsmars Tell them to come with you :)

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@yikesitsmars CONGRATS!!!!! YOU ARE CUSTOMER OF THE WEEK!!!!! Please step into the chamber for your reward. Step into the chamber. The chamber. CHAMBER. STEP INTO THE CHAMBER NOW-

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@thehomedepot__ Tell him to kindly take it up with @Bullseyeballz

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Garfield paraphernalia is banned until further notice. Jim Davis robbed our frozen foods section last Friday and we will not tolerate that shit

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@thehomedepot__ We love you guys and are sorry that the statues attack your team

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@thehomedepot__ I'm sorry, that was mean

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Update: It was both. Jen and Hilda have been reprimanded and he is absorbing the life force of a family in the electronics section

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I'm locked out of the staff room and I hear muffled screaming. Either Jen and Hilda are getting it on again or he has returned

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Someone walked in, skinned a barista at the Starbucks, and walked out. Why? Like what happens to cause you to do that?