Bullseye

Bark bark*

*= I shall take over the world one paw at a time

[Bullseye @Bullseyeballz]

@thehomedepot__ @TargetStore691 Only because of joe mama

[Bullseye @Bullseyeballz]

@thehomedepot__ @TargetStore691 Too late, I was under the table in there. He got what I believe you guys call a “Neutering” for his insolence.

[Bullseye @Bullseyeballz]

@RholuchordPD @TargetStore691 YUPYUPYUP AND THEY WERE DELICIOUS TOO

[Bullseye @Bullseyeballz]

@thehomedepot__ Try me you bitch I’ll pancake slap you then bite you 🔫😑

[Bullseye @Bullseyeballz]

Yeah and it was fucking delicious.

[Target Store #69 @TargetStore691]

Bullseye ate shit earlier. Like literally ate shit. Team Member Stacey is still recovering from witnessing it.

[Bullseye @Bullseyeballz]

I’ll body slam Darren into a shallow grave. That was my war buddy he fucked with.

[Rholuchord Police Department @RholuchordPD]

Officer Darren just fucking body slammed our K-9 unit what the fuck

[Bullseye @Bullseyeballz]

@TargetStore691 I bit Todd’s dick 😼

[Bullseye @Bullseyeballz]

@TargetStore691 Call me an edge lord again and you’re gonna see THE lord -_-

[Bullseye @Bullseyeballz]

@TargetStore691 Red like your blood…and maybe a few rhinestones…the war made me sick of camo

[Bullseye @Bullseyeballz]

@RholuchordS @RholuchordPD Then keep your bitch in place 😤

[Bullseye @Bullseyeballz]

@RholuchordPD The day you catch me is the day y’all let the donut shop shut down you useless fucks

[Bullseye @Bullseyeballz]

I am hiding under the desk…stealing toes 2 by 2

[Bullseye @Bullseyeballz]

You wouldn’t hurt wittle ol me 🥺 that’s animal abuse bitch

[Target Store #69 @TargetStore691]

I’ll shine the scanner in your eyes again, don’t fuckin test me you mangey mutt

[Bullseye @Bullseyeballz]

@TargetStore691 I only bite the ones I like…it’s like a mark of a honor…too bad they’re gonna work here

[Bullseye @Bullseyeballz]

They fall victim to my puppy dog eyes…yes bow mortals and pick up my shit

[Bullseye @Bullseyeballz]

@TargetStore691 You’re one to talk pumpkin spice and Ugg boots magnet

[Bullseye @Bullseyeballz]

@TargetStore691 I AM god