Rholuchord Police Department

Protecting the less than mediocre residents of Rholuchord
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[Rholuchord Police Department @RholuchordPD]

Us here are Rholuchord PD would like to make a statement: Our town’s citizens may be mediocre, but we believe in their human rights.

(Again, this account is SATIRE, but fuck Trump for real)

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

ICE agents violently detained a Virginia mom driving her daughter to school after she couldn’t recall her SSN from memory — even after showing full legal documents

Which part of this looks like a "professional" force

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

JD Vance: “He is protected by absolute immunity.”

If ICE agents have “absolute immunity” that means they can never be prosecuted for anything done on the job.

That's about as Orwellian as it gets.

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

Stray Strapped

[Rholuchord Police Department @RholuchordPD]

Play nice you two (or else)

[Target Store #69 @TargetStore691]

I'm telling my mom on you

[Rholuchord Police Department @RholuchordPD]

@Mask_ken Get a life you nerd

[Rholuchord Police Department @RholuchordPD]

@Bullseyeballz @TargetStore691 THOSE DISAPPEARANCES WERE BECAUSE OF YOU?!?!

[Rholuchord Police Department @RholuchordPD]

Officer Darren just fucking body slammed our K-9 unit what the fuck

[Rholuchord Police Department @RholuchordPD]

@Chuckecheese369 Tell Mr. Cheese we welcome him to the force

[Rholuchord Police Department @RholuchordPD]

@Bullseyeballz We’ll get you one day you little shit

[Rholuchord Police Department @RholuchordPD]

Greg's kids are causing trouble in town for the second time this week, our units currently have them cornered in Sally Beauty

[Rholuchord Police Department @RholuchordPD]

One of our units found another culprit in the Target bathrooms, stupid fuck

[Rholuchord Police Department @RholuchordPD]

Greg's kids are causing trouble in town for the second time this week, our units currently have them cornered in Sally Beauty

[Rholuchord Police Department @RholuchordPD]

Update: We regret to inform you that Stacy and her mom were killed in a drive-by shooting shortly after leaving the station, our thoughts are with our officer William and the families

[Rholuchord Police Department @RholuchordPD]

One of our officer's kids drew us a profile banner for our Twitter page! Thanks Stacy, very cool