FANCY 2 TICKETS TO LIFE? 👁
We’re sending 2 of you to Life in May to check out our Konspiracy Stage! 🛸
RT this tweet + TAG a mate below + FOLLOW us on here to enter. Winner picked on Thursday. 🤝
doctor: are you over 21?
patient: yes
doctor: nice, could you buy me and my friends some beer?
patient: sure
doctor: [writes down “patient is so fucking chill”]