Lonnie Hammond

Some people are going to leave, but that's not the end of your story. That's the end of their part in your story.

[Barbara Perez @BettyeBrasini]

Your ex asking to be friends after a break up is like kidnappers asking you to "keep in touch" after letting you go.

[Carla Blasingame @MarylouMaudean]

You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in? That's God, playing The Sims, canceling your action.

[Ruby Blackmon @BrendaJanie]

School Supplies: 1. Cellphone. 2. Charger 3. Headphones 4. iPod 5. Snacks 6. Homework. That I copied 7. Money

[CryptoWhale 🐳 @cryptowhalexx]

Fake or real?

[Rosanne Varner @YvetteMutua]

Urban Outfitters: Why does looking poor cost so much?

[Tracy Flynn @HajaKate]

Sometimes when you are arguing with a fool, he's doing the same thing.