Tom Ashby

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but wit nonetheless

[Tom Ashby @Tashby90]

@McDonaldsUK fancy resetting your system at 5pm on a Saturday! Fast food 🙄

[Tom Ashby @Tashby90]

@NissanUK You’re sorry to hear this but your suggestion is to give feedback to your customer service team? You’ve just cemented my thoughts, you’ve got ongoing and a known issue with your faulty cars and as a company you couldn’t care less. To rectify the known issue, you want £7.5k a pop.

[Tom Ashby @Tashby90]

@NissanUK car is not even 10 years old and it needs a SECOND new gear box. It’s not even done 50,000 miles and you’re quoting £7.5k. Would never go near Nissan again and would advise all to give them a miss.

[Tom Ashby @Tashby90]

@McDonaldsUK according to your order screen my food was ready ten minutes ago and I’m still empty handed. Why does this ALWAYS happen?!

[Tom Ashby @Tashby90]

@KFC_UKI last weekend the hugely disappointing bbq burger looked like someone spewed it in the box, today they couldn’t be bothered to put the zinger tower in the bag. Thanks for letting me get home, whilst everyone else eats, I’m left without. £10 meal ruined 2 weeks in a row!

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

Just for you, @Carra23.

[Tom Ashby @Tashby90]

@robgriff @allendh @CarsOnCamera If you’re so scared of the melon why ride so close to it? Cycle in the blind spot so close on purpose and the whine when you’re in danger. You’ve literally put yourself at risk there so can’t complain.

[Tom Ashby @Tashby90]

@CycleInSheff @jmogg05 @CarsOnCamera I don’t understand why cyclists would be so against it. If the majority kept to the laws then what would the problem be? Oh because most break the laws they don’t want the repercussions coming down on them.

[Tom Ashby @Tashby90]

@CycleInSheff @jmogg05 @CarsOnCamera Most cyclists are not insured, who are you kidding? I’ve seen so many cyclists break the road laws and no punishments or accountability. They should absolutely have licence plates and insurance to hold them accountable for the law breaking and accidents they cause.

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.

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[Tom Ashby @Tashby90]

@kylejac03 @fun88eng I’d rate it

[Kevin Pietersen🦏 @KP24]

Calm and peaceful 🫶🏼

[Tom Ashby @Tashby90]

@Sandford_Police @theJeremyVine any comments? I see this multiple times a day!

[Tom Ashby @Tashby90]

@BarclaysUKHelp If we don’t get an answer the whole chain is going to collapse through the fault of Barclays alone. Over a month for any kind of response is an actual disgrace.

[Tom Ashby @Tashby90]

@BarclaysUK why has it taken 4 weeks to get a response on a mortgage? It’s been escalated three times, official complaint raised, told yesterday morning it would 24hrs and still nothing. So poor. What do we do next?

[Tom Ashby @Tashby90]

@BarclaysUKHelp My client has a complaint going through. It’s been escalated to the highest level, apparently. Was told it’s a 24 hr turnaround. It’s now 3 working days. We just don’t understand what is going on. Why can’t we contact those who actually have the file rather than being fobbed off

[Tom Ashby @Tashby90]

@theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling I work and drive in East London and I can honestly say there are far more dangerous cyclists and motorcyclists than there are drivers. But you don’t seem to want to talk about those.

[Tom Ashby @Tashby90]

@BarclaysUKHelp We have tried this and all we got was the same letter you sent three weeks ago. This is not good enough, now over 3 weeks for you to do anything and are about to cost multiple people thousands of pounds and their homes they want to buy. Disgraceful service.

[Tom Ashby @Tashby90]

@BarclaysUKHelp could you please tell me why you’ve requested more information on a mortgage which has been provided and you’ve now taken 3 weeks to respond to anything? The chain is now in danger of collapsing because you’re acting so slowly.

[Tom Ashby @Tashby90]

@HMRCcustomers No it doesn’t