Mefia Green

Am a go-getter

Am +256

Thee single boo❣️

[mariam🌚 @anickytwtss]

what did i just watch?😂😂😭

[Mefia Green @TashobyaPhones]

@evas_ak 💀😂😂😂

[Math Files @Math_files]

Ily = I love you
Imy = I miss you
Brb = Be right back
pV = nRT
F = ma
KE = ½mv²
p₁v₁ = p₂v₂
E = mc²
iℏ ∂ψ/∂t = Ĥ ψ
e^(iπ) + 1 = 0

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

i use “fuck” so casually i forget some people find it aggressive and offensive lol oops

[The hair plug @Msmenalicious]

Doing makeup in the shower is genius marketing..

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Airports should have a post office so that you can mail things home instead of throwing them away

[Kalz @deejaykalz_]

DNA convo reached TikTok

[Legal Officer ☀️ @CounselAllanVic]

I have good news.
My daughter has been suspended from school for three days for beating two boys who poured her lunch and I can't even argue with the school.
I guess the apple doesn't fall far or whatever it is, 😂

[ً @artfuIchaos]

marrying someone very funny is on my list. I have to laugh, we have to laugh.

[Being Pesh @PeshK319]

My neighbour at my previous residence was a land surveyor and I remember him explaining this to me one time. So, what causes this is that the 69 was measured using a theodolite and is the most recent reading while the 67, plainly shows that I have no idea what I am talking about.

[Joan @Joan_Afc]

@PeshK319 @nickson_256 They will waste your time too Pesh!

😹

[Mr. FRED 🕊️ @efo_jesus]

I've finally found the real video to the viral "Slide in and Slide out" sound.

[27. @dimvji]

back where i belong (in bed)

[99 Majik @99Majik]

When you start winning, never forget the God you prayed to

[Ashutosh @ashutoshpac95]

Bro rizz her twice.😭😭

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Dear HR,

“Fresh graduate” and “2-3 years experience” should not be in the same sentence.

Regards.

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

The only possibly result of two teams playing on the 0 degree longitude line was 0-0.

[y @ysuckme]

my ability to "read the room" is part of the reason why i don't like going anywhere

[Feranmi @feranmi2_]

i’ll keep clapping for others till it’s my turn