Tasquer 🤨 TASQ#994

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[Tasquer 🤨 TASQ#994 @Tasquer92]

@Dexerto MotHafUckAaaAaaa 🐔🐔🐔🐔

[BOXING n BBQ @BOXINGnBBQ]

BOXING FANS‼️

Call for it next‼️

Inoue vs Bam for the pound for pound NUMBER ONE‼️

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Micha @ElMichalito]

Me destruye que el grupo de Mexico sea Mexico, Corea del Sur, Sudafrica y Republica Checa son literalmente este video 😭

[sasong @hsisoul]

que chingue su madre el gobierno de México

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

Scotty 2 Hotty and his son sharing the ring together is one of the coolest full circle moments in wrestling.

YOU ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO SEE IT.

[Grillo @ElGrill028]

Infantino y la FIFA llegando a una taquería en Iztapalapa que no tiene la licencia para transmitir el mundial.

[⚡️ Soul ⚡️ @Soul_StormOP]

One Piece fans don’t even defend the breaks anymore they just look at you like this

[GugaNoblat @GugaNoblat]

E o McDonald's que contratou Ronaldinho Gaúcho e o jogador mais caro do atualidade Lamine Yamal para fazer gol na logo da lanchonete. Advinha quem acertou o chute?

[Country Regio @countryregio]

La selección de España llegando a México.

[SadikivsTheWorld @Angelduster44]

There’s no way

[Fantasy Fight Night @FantasyFightsAI]

Francis Ngannou to Tyson Fury #UFC

“Your only chance is in the boxing ring, with boxing rules.

When you step out of that ring you better stay five meters away before talking your s**t.

Because if I lose it you’re gonna have a really bad time”

[GTA 6 Intel @GTA6Intel]

GTA 6 is the only video game releasing in November

No one wants to launch anywhere near it 💀

[ℝ𝕀ℤℤ ℂ𝕆𝕄𝔼𝕋 @Shr00msy]

Any minute now I'm going to wake up at 2 AM to this on TV and realize the last 20+ years was a dream…..any…minute….now…

[iza @izamamaa]

“nobody coming to save you also implies

no one is coming to stop you”

[Tasquer 🤨 TASQ#994 @Tasquer92]

Vivir en México:

[Un Pinche Norteñon @El_pinche_norte]

¡Qué buena ganga! Tres sustos por el precio de uno.

🤣🤣🤣

[Lythero 🎮 @Lythero]

the ibuprofen searching my body for the pain