Damon Salvatore

Sucks to be the antihero when all you have to do is save asses × In a complicated relationship with myself since 1840 × His Dropdead Gorgeous Hot Stuff husband.

[Damon Salvatore @TasteMyFangs]

For those of you wondering, I'm not Ian Somerhalder.

This is a roleplay account for a fictional character written by a simple human being. I'm not, in any way, affiliated with The CW, the writers, actors or creators of The Vampire Diaries or The Originals. Or the stupid V Wars.

[Damon Salvatore @TasteMyFangs]

@GraveyardGirlEG I'll save you some time, then. [Cue the jedi hand gesture.] This isn't the Damon you're looking for.

[Damon Salvatore @TasteMyFangs]

@VigorousSpark @DarkFallsWitch [Excited to get to the kitchen for a drink.] More like excited to have an excuse to get away from me and apparently so are you. I'm hurt, ladies. Hurt.

[Damon Salvatore @TasteMyFangs]

Follow this witch and give her more busty weeks.

[Bonnie Bennett @DarkFallsWitch]

Looking to reboot this account up so 🩶 for a starter.

[Damon Salvatore @TasteMyFangs]

@DarkFallsWitch @VigorousSpark I'll have what you're having. And some elaboration from your good friend Elena here.

[Damon Salvatore @TasteMyFangs]

@DarkFallsWitch @VigorousSpark Here I am wishing you all the busty weeks in the world and I'm getting hostility in return. Now how is that fair?

[Damon Salvatore @TasteMyFangs]

@VigorousSpark @DarkFallsWitch In my defense, she did confirm it was also a busty week.

[Damon Salvatore @TasteMyFangs]

@VigorousSpark @DarkFallsWitch And I teased her about it like a great friend, what's your point?

[Damon Salvatore @TasteMyFangs]

@DarkFallsWitch It's a superpower.

[Damon Salvatore @TasteMyFangs]

@ForlornWarrior Hmm. Bedtime comes early today, but so will you.

[Damon Salvatore @TasteMyFangs]

As for bothering you, @ForlornWarrior...

[Damon Salvatore @TasteMyFangs]

@ForlornWarrior I'll bother you just fine.

[Damon Salvatore @TasteMyFangs]

I wasn't logged in on my human's phone?

[Damon Salvatore @TasteMyFangs]

@MyVividRadiance

[Damon Salvatore @TasteMyFangs]

Eeeeeelena! Welcome back @MyVividRadiance

[Damon Salvatore @TasteMyFangs]

@ForlornWarrior I'll romance you so hard.

[Damon Salvatore @TasteMyFangs]

Happy anniversary, you sexy thing. If you ever doubt how much I love you, remember the digital hell I've just been through.

[Lorenzo Salvatore | Parody @ForlornWarrior]

Happy anniversary, handsome.

@TasteMyFangs

[Damon Salvatore @TasteMyFangs]

@ForlornWarrior Date night soon?