𝘋𝘜𝘛𝘊𝘏.

「 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴, 𝙋𝘼𝙔𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆 ’𝙎 𝘼 𝘽𝙄𝙏𝘾𝙃 ! 」

[𝘋𝘜𝘛𝘊𝘏. @TasteMyLaser]

𝘂𝗵... 𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗱?

[𝘋𝘜𝘛𝘊𝘏. @TasteMyLaser]

why y’all still following this lmao

[💡7401 Fractured Prism💡 @PrismaticBreak]

["Greetings! I am 7401 Fractured Prism, and I have been having to occupy myself for One. Hundred. Thousand. Years."]

💡 Forerunner Monitor
💡 She/They
💡 Don't Shake the Lightbulb

["Not your fault, of course!"]

[𝘋𝘜𝘛𝘊𝘏. @TasteMyLaser]

me when gretchen

[𝘋𝘜𝘛𝘊𝘏. @TasteMyLaser]

“ ain’t no frogs as big as those things, gunny, you know that.

besides, i gotta prepare a recipe for the one time we get stranded in a bunch of their bodies. “

[𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐤 @HellsSpartan]

"Ew, ugh...

I bet they taste like the swamp. Better to just eat frog legs at that point."

[𝘋𝘜𝘛𝘊𝘏. @TasteMyLaser]

his clasped hands suddenly turned into a stop gesture, his helmet tilting to the side.

“ hey, who won the war again? was it the brutes? ”

the man then set his arms on his chest plate, hands hooked delicately inside.

“ ain’t gotta compare top dog to last place. ”

[𝘋𝘜𝘛𝘊𝘏. @TasteMyLaser]

“ so you’re telling me, ” he paused to put his hands flat together in front of his mouth.

“ that you don’t think any outer colonies ain’t gotten freaky with their food yet? ”

[𝘋𝘜𝘛𝘊𝘏. @TasteMyLaser]

“ are sangheili a part of any meals?

lookin’ to “ educate ” myself. ”

[𝘋𝘜𝘛𝘊𝘏. @TasteMyLaser]

nodding, the elder began to reassemble his weapon, setting his cleaning tools to the side and silently tinkering once more.

silence was nice every now and then.

[𝘋𝘜𝘛𝘊𝘏. @TasteMyLaser]

“well, war changes a man. thinkin’ of that “ peace and love “ hippie shit. “

of course, he would most likely never pursue it… after all, he was the walking antithesis of peace and love, eh?

“ i don’t know too much about it either, but it’s worth a shot. “

[𝘋𝘜𝘛𝘊𝘏. @TasteMyLaser]

well, dutch has years on just about everyone serving so, naturally, he’d take up the old man role.

“ sounds about right. i’m thinkin’ of takin’ up buddhism, what do you think? “

his voice was as casual as someone walking their pet.

[𝘋𝘜𝘛𝘊𝘏. @TasteMyLaser]

after a few more seconds of tinkering, he began to scrub the barrel, soft scratching filling the air alongside the numerous clangs of metal accompanying it.

“ …you ever pray, kid? “

[𝘋𝘜𝘛𝘊𝘏. @TasteMyLaser]

/ alien horse.

[𝘋𝘜𝘛𝘊𝘏. @TasteMyLaser]

“ oh, “ he replied, nodding and turning back to his shell of a weapon.

[𝘋𝘜𝘛𝘊𝘏. @TasteMyLaser]

/ yeehaw spartan can also apply to the midwest (in capacity)

kansas is midwest and yeehaw af

[𝘋𝘜𝘛𝘊𝘏. @TasteMyLaser]

/ pretty sure he doesn’t have enough cowboy to it

[𝘋𝘜𝘛𝘊𝘏. @TasteMyLaser]

/ wait did i just fuck myself

does dutch have a southern accent

[𝘋𝘜𝘛𝘊𝘏. @TasteMyLaser]

midwest supremacy.

funny accent.

[𝘋𝘜𝘛𝘊𝘏. @TasteMyLaser]

“ where ya goin? “ the man called, raising an eyebrow.

[𝘋𝘜𝘛𝘊𝘏. @TasteMyLaser]

join the club. he may not have been the first, but he is the most midwest.

therefore, victory.